@dutmoth.bsky.social
Hoorah! said Pooh. Bloody weirdo said Piglet. Authentically Apocryphal. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:saiythiqf5kar5ydjxb7kxwn/feed/aaaei3qtjajws
Advertise your accent with a gif
19.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
A red box with a yellow matrix display showing bus times.
Finished wiring up and boxing my Raspberry Pi powered departure board last night. I made one for my brother in law last year and I've been meaning to create one for myself for ages.
19.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0He's not a Prince, he's a very naughty boy
19.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Te deum laudamus ars gratia artis sic transit Gloria ars longa vita brevis
18.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might just be you 😁. Is it a Hawaiian fish dish?
18.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My eyes have gone very wide, and I feel a bit funny at that. Definitely move house!
18.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud
15.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 198 🔁 60 💬 14 📌 24
Banged my mallet with a finger. Got a blood blister. Not as bad as I thought it was going to be
18.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Can't. I'm darning my socks in the night when there's nobody there
18.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Can't. I'm peeling the label off my bottle of Bud
18.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
"My dear, might I suggest we retire to your room, so I can fully explore your...
18.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
We've just had pancakes on Ash Wednesday, like the pair of godless heathens we are
18.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0He said it was fiiiiiiiine!
18.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In the laughter dept.
18.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing my most embarrassing laugh to "How to get to heaven from Belfast". Do watch it. It'll relieve you of all conscious bodily control
18.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'll give him a ring
18.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Today's powerstations shot
18.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Well could I postpone that a day do you think?
17.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn
17.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
17.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 71 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 2
Forgot to do pancakes. Will do them tomorrow
17.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0See to be watching #totp from a parallel universe. Same artists completely unknown songs
17.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We had to mount our bins on the wall out of reach 😅
17.02.2026 09:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hurrah! A continued stream of smut and innuendo, even after I’m dead!
17.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Whom amongst us has not hidden in the woods after a slalom gold heartache?
16.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 143 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0Pass it along; let's see your profile pic in its full-sized glory.
16.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The protagonist in this movie accomplished like 4 tasks in the morning, unbelievable storyline.
16.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 104 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 0Teleports me right back 30 years to the 90's 😅
16.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've never thrown my knickers at you / And I don't come from Wales
16.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Headline from an opinion column by William Hague: “A good PM has four key qualities Keir Starmer lacks”
Irony just put on a baseball cap, went outside, and shot itself in the balls.
16.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1
