@soyscary.bsky.social
gay and stupid and full of beans
News update!
Marjorie Taylor Greenβs eyes are so close together. She would be really good at threading a needle but nothing else. Thatβs it. From here on out that is all sheβs allowed to do. Thank you and goodnight.
Or we call trump, madam president and musk his First Lady
08.02.2025 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you think if we started calling musk βpresident muskβ Trumps head would explode
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
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Donβt let these people tell you how to be queer
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Learn your rights!
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California Department of Water Resources Statement.
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I was thinking about ethics this morning and how important they are to me. My morals are everything.
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I wonβt stop fighting for our reproductive freedom. I wonβt stop fighting for my daughter to grow up in a country that cares about her. We outnumber them.
22.01.2025 14:28 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Musk looks like a fucking muppet on drugs
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Earth Explodes
Earth Explodes
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Iβm here to talk π
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Iβm just a girl trying to understand the world π #feminist #democracy
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I save a bunch of twilight memes that I find to spam my sister in laws
Because Iβm a menace
I think forgetting Sarah Marshall could save even the worst days
17.12.2024 21:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am what men think a strong and assertive woman is:
A bitch.
And Iβm still pretty proud of that
A person serving a family sitting around a Thanksgiving dinner says to someone wearing a MAGA cap, βNo hats at the table.β
Todayβs Daily Cartoon, by Jon Adams. #NewYorkerCartoons
28.11.2024 16:26 β π 396 π 59 π¬ 10 π 8If someone told me that the pioneer woman had 5 kids all named tater tot, I would believe them
27.11.2024 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm watching the snowfall while drinking my coffee and holding my girl, Iβm just so grateful that life turned out the way it did.
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Iβm just a girl who is a little too gay to function
20.11.2024 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today a lady touched my butthole in front of my husband and daughter.
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beach daisy πΌ
17.11.2024 17:48 β π 9910 π 1129 π¬ 75 π 15#ass
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
16.11.2024 03:04 β π 31952 π 2436 π¬ 799 π 210jake paul has died
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Loved my makeup but hated the pictures so now you are blessed with my mug
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π€ Here's my idea of "heaven". ... HBUβοΈ
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