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Ask me about sharks or trains! PSA: Will infodump to you about computer systems architecture given the chance. ((S)He/They, Enby, Pan, 22) I can, will, and do Post 18+ stuff in here! Scroll at own risk... πŸ˜‚

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That startled a genuine laugh out of me hahahha

28.02.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened with webtoons? I saw some posts about issues before, but never saw what actually happened?

15.02.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

02.02.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27324    πŸ” 6749    πŸ’¬ 1047    πŸ“Œ 437
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huh...

20.01.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 36680    πŸ” 5451    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 165

In case this isn't abundantly clear:

If you voted for or support Trump in any capacity, get the fuck off my page. You are not welcome here. I am nonbinary, disabled, and have a myriad of friends from different walks of life who have to deal with the direct consequences of your vote.

20.01.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky x Twitter

16.01.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6470    πŸ” 685    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 13
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a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark . Alt: Willem Dafoe, a man with a beard and blue eyes, is looking up at the sky in the dark, with an expression of horror on his face.

Your PC watching the Jeeves of Ask Jeeves descending:

15.01.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omds HERRR

14.01.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky

14.01.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6303    πŸ” 1122    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 10

man don't get tricked into agreeing with Matt Forney just because you're bad at shopping and like deliver. he's a longtime "Men's Rights" activist who refuses to learn to cook because he has spent the last twenty years incandescently furious that a woman isn't serving his every need

05.01.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2322    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 13
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On Christmas day Russia shot down the Azerbaijan Airlines passenger plane, then refused to allow them to land within Russia, instead they forced them over the Caspian sea in an attempt to kill off the witnesses.

Azerbaijan's President Aliyev called on Russia to accept blame.

29.12.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2429    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 19
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

27.12.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 71490    πŸ” 12847    πŸ’¬ 1659    πŸ“Œ 629

Fair enough! I've not had to buy a license card in person in... 10 years? So I wouldn't know πŸ˜…

27.12.2024 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always good to come home for the holidays

26.12.2024 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

No they don't! Only know it exists as a customer bought it recently and then asked us why OneDrive wouldn't work... πŸ˜…

27.12.2024 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œoh, has it been compromised by an advanced persistent threat? no? can’t help, sorry. not my wheelhouse!”

26.12.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Admittedly, everyone has already said it: Libreoffice.

However, I believe you can still buy Office 2024 as a one-time purchase and install it and have it in perpetuity?

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros...

26.12.2024 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sobbing, thanks for the shout-out (I hate it)

26.12.2024 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad to see you're joining us!!

24.12.2024 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Zo makes an introduction with his new cameraman.
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Finally posting on here?!?! :O Hi Blueskies !!! I'm beetlerat and I draw rats :))
Here's my Twitter intro from a little over 2 years ago, music by Robingo! I'll post frequently with backlog til we're caught up to present day!! Happy to be here πŸ₯°

24.12.2024 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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Netanyahu: β€œYou can’t be president of the US last time I checked, but assume you are.”

Elon Musk, interjected: β€œNot officially.”

Netanyahu responded: β€œNot officially. OK, so you’re the unofficial president.”

23.12.2024 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8605    πŸ” 3607    πŸ’¬ 546    πŸ“Œ 485

Y'know, I kinda miss the days when removing bloatware meant "removing the pre-installed candy crush as well as the scammy anti virus that doesn't work" and not "do research on if this program technically involved with drivers is REALLY necessary because it should not be taking up that much RAM"

23.12.2024 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1502    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5
β€˜No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

β€˜No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

β€˜No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

16.12.2024 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 33777    πŸ” 8403    πŸ’¬ 614    πŸ“Œ 537
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β€˜No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens MADISON, WIβ€”In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...

The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.

16.12.2024 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 22173    πŸ” 5438    πŸ’¬ 370    πŸ“Œ 183
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There’s this special kind of dad…

14.12.2024 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 30075    πŸ” 3507    πŸ’¬ 901    πŸ“Œ 485
A two panel comic strip.

Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE"

Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening

A two panel comic strip. Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE" Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

13.12.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 43496    πŸ” 6986    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 216

Oh No He's Hot

10.12.2024 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1326    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 77
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Embroidery helps, though

10.12.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 29137    πŸ” 4429    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 143
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The Yogscast Jingle Jam starts today! We are fundraising for many wonderful charities these next two weeks and streaming lots. This is my favourite event each year and I'm excited to be in Bristol from next week too. If you've never heard of the Jingle Jam, please check it here! www.jinglejam.co.uk

01.12.2024 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1271    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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Big Pharma Is the Only Reason Anyone Still Dies From HIV We have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.

Big Pharma is the only reason anyone still dies from HIV: β€œWe have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.”

30.11.2024 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14629    πŸ” 4528    πŸ’¬ 403    πŸ“Œ 266

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