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@distressedegg.bsky.social

strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride SITE: https://distressedegg.fun PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net avatar by @draekos.bsky.social

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hit me up, maybe we can make something work!

09.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PNW LOCALS !! Is there anyone local who could be adopt or foster a 20 year old ball python?? Have a friend who's ex is dumping them and the friend cannot take them.

I would be willing to drive them a few hours out from Lynnwood to bring him to you if needed

07.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 47    🔁 75    💬 6    📌 1
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 29. Unit Vantablack crouches on top of a stop sign, in full aura farm mode.

ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 29. Unit Vantablack crouches on top of a stop sign, in full aura farm mode.

"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay

07.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 5    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 29. Unit Vantablack crouches on top of a stop sign, in full aura farm mode.

ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 29. Unit Vantablack crouches on top of a stop sign, in full aura farm mode.

"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay

07.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 5    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot from Kamen Rider Eins with Girls Remix. Nadeshiko snaps back at Kronos with "Some girls're human, some girls aren't. Man, who cares?"

Screenshot from Kamen Rider Eins with Girls Remix. Nadeshiko snaps back at Kronos with "Some girls're human, some girls aren't. Man, who cares?"

the values we fight for on this page

01.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1098    🔁 468    💬 3    📌 2

Agghhh!! Get well soon, dear!! 💕🫂

02.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Steam Curator: Certified Genuine Pornographic No AI • No hentai jigsaw etc. • No meme games • No Obvious, Overt Racism • No Extremely Low Quality Bullshit • Only Certified Pornography

It should come as no surprise that I love NSFW games. Unfortunately, steam is HELL rn, flooded with AI garbage, hentai "puzzle" games, etc. If only there was a way to see only games above a minimum level of Bullshit!

That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY

01.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 741    🔁 233    💬 22    📌 4
classic anime character Inuyasha is doing his laundry in a dark laundromat. he's basically wearing nothing but a tank top and a fundoshi. it's hot and he's sweaty. he's looking at you with a heavy lidded gaze. sexy.,....

classic anime character Inuyasha is doing his laundry in a dark laundromat. he's basically wearing nothing but a tank top and a fundoshi. it's hot and he's sweaty. he's looking at you with a heavy lidded gaze. sexy.,....

for my "FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH" series, i surveyed patrons on who their first fictional crushes were. when i saw one of the all-time anime puppyboy hotties made the list, I Knew What I Had To Do

[Originally posted 2025.08.25. Join: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]

31.01.2026 22:58 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

this is like finding out Zaush is still getting work. depressing

30.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You now get a color or black/white version of this charity sticker!
All proceeds will be donated to charities aiding those effected by 🧊

[ redrabbu.com/product-cate... ]

#abolishice #artistsagainstice #godzilla

30.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 242    🔁 123    💬 1    📌 0

holy shit, this guy is still doing things and didn't go off to can fish in alaska? fucking wild

30.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A drawing of Sonic dusting his hands off while an ICE agent lies crumpled over on the ground behind him.
Sonic shouts to the viewer:
"ABOLISH ICE! And NOTHING less than that! Not "Defund!" Definitely not "Reform!" 
"ABOLISH!"
You get all that through your head?
...And then we've gotta unmask and do something about every loser that joined ICE!"

A drawing of Sonic dusting his hands off while an ICE agent lies crumpled over on the ground behind him. Sonic shouts to the viewer: "ABOLISH ICE! And NOTHING less than that! Not "Defund!" Definitely not "Reform!" "ABOLISH!" You get all that through your head? ...And then we've gotta unmask and do something about every loser that joined ICE!"

Drew one of the best Sonics I've ever drawn, today. OwO

30.01.2026 06:45 — 👍 1341    🔁 579    💬 14    📌 6

YEEEAAAHHHH

30.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it truly is. i'm hopeless without a rice cooker

30.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
two drawings: top left shows a woman with a messy ponytail looking unimpressed at the camera while holding a phone with a picture on it, that is hidden via mosaic filter. bottom right shows a sphinx (lion body, eagle wings, humanoid face and using her front paws like arms) taking a picture of her pussy with her phone.

two drawings: top left shows a woman with a messy ponytail looking unimpressed at the camera while holding a phone with a picture on it, that is hidden via mosaic filter. bottom right shows a sphinx (lion body, eagle wings, humanoid face and using her front paws like arms) taking a picture of her pussy with her phone.

another classic from the vault, Steph being a menace to her roommate once more

24.01.2026 19:47 — 👍 288    🔁 84    💬 4    📌 0
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24.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 370    🔁 135    💬 14    📌 4
ad for d.egg art stream!

ad for d.egg art stream!

TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Karen, Draekos and yours truly meet up for our weekly art stream! Stop on by and say hi as we draw, chat and chill. https://distressedegg.fun/stream

29.01.2026 00:58 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 28. Sybil pulls Perry's face down close to hers. Perry gulps nervously.

ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 28. Sybil pulls Perry's face down close to hers. Perry gulps nervously.

We'll have you tuning up your maniacal laugh in no time! There's a new comic page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay

27.01.2026 22:11 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

truly a parable for our modern era

26.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
25.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 1226    🔁 280    💬 14    📌 5
how to draw a tboy's tcock/boyclit/pussy

a step by step guide plus tips on how to see when using reference and how to think when drawing from scratch.

how to draw a tboy's tcock/boyclit/pussy a step by step guide plus tips on how to see when using reference and how to think when drawing from scratch.

How to draw tcocks! A guide with general advice, specific tips, and visual examples. Meant to get you thinking about the subject rather than being a cheat code for drawing good lol, so I hope something in here gets you THINKING more about BOY CLIT!

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25.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 2220    🔁 669    💬 25    📌 12

WOW

24.01.2026 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We need to bring back people saying esoteric and unsettling incantaions for magic instead of weaving seals and drawing diagrams. Gimme all those abstract lyrics and offputting verses before someone turns day into night or removes all the doors and windows from a room.

23.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 66    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 0

They’re multiplying the layer the sigil is drawn on, blurring it and setting it to “Lighten” for a glowy effect. I’m clanging together syllables in my throat that are so arcane and disquieting they make every dog start howling in a half mile radius. We Are Not The Same

23.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*yes*

23.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*KIONE before anyone else corrects me

23.01.2026 19:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cuuute! 💕🌟

23.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh hey there you are! That was fun stuff!

23.01.2026 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

eyyyy! 🌟❤️ thank YOU for being such a kickass writer!

23.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh shit did I get her first name wrong? This is what I get for not getting up and double checking the book, lol

23.01.2026 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0