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@distressedegg.bsky.social

strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride SITE: https://distressedegg.fun PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net avatar by @draekos.bsky.social

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No ANW doesn’t count

03.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Come to Western Washington. We’ve got an academic seminar, a dance party, an open-air semi-legal dealer’s den, two taprooms and a lot of fandom drama. It’s the cumulative equivalent of a furry con

03.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

If they do that Furry Studies seminar again next year I GOTTA go, it kills me that I wasn’t able to get down there this year!!! Aaaaaaaaaa

03.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3.) We resist exploitation by altruistically pooling skills resources, skills, and tools

03.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 37    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

2.) Furry communities have insane labor and market power and we may need to start organizing guilds/unions for fursuit makers to combat corporate exploitation. Companies are scared of our power and the fact that we don't need them.

03.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 88    🔁 22    💬 2    📌 0

1.) The furry oc and the fursona are unique and powerful introspective tools that little else actively engages with

03.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 45    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

Oh shit they brought this piece! Hell yeah, I wish I could’ve made it!

03.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4 pg. 18. ROSE, the digital hivemind admin for the Korps, puts out an all-agents APB: "ALERT! ALERT! CALLING ALL KORPS AGENTS!"

ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4 pg. 18. ROSE, the digital hivemind admin for the Korps, puts out an all-agents APB: "ALERT! ALERT! CALLING ALL KORPS AGENTS!"

All hands off dick and on deck, Agents! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

02.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 12    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4 pg. 18. ROSE, the digital hivemind admin for the Korps, puts out an all-agents APB: "ALERT! ALERT! CALLING ALL KORPS AGENTS!"

ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4 pg. 18. ROSE, the digital hivemind admin for the Korps, puts out an all-agents APB: "ALERT! ALERT! CALLING ALL KORPS AGENTS!"

All hands off dick and on deck, Agents! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

02.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 12    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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Watch my Talk / Film »12 Little Things« now, made for the Furry Studies Conference 2025 in Tacoma, Washington. A film about a rare bird… the Window Dweller...

www.ivynuss.de/12littlethings

01.11.2025 18:10 — 👍 132    🔁 43    💬 9    📌 1

AAAAAAAA!!!

01.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dear nsfw artist‼️it is awesome that you have started to add penises to women and you call them women instead of just "femboys"!! can you please start making them look like trans women do!! also can you please draw some trans men!! a wonderfully broad palette of trans bodies lies before you!! 💜thanks

01.11.2025 16:07 — 👍 95    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 0
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In honor of the 'ween, here's a collection of Macks Dressed as Not Macks!

The Mackticore: @silverscarf.bsky.social
Macksune Macku: @distressedegg.bsky.social
Baron Humbert von Mackkingen, DOUBLE POPE: @goattrain.bsky.social

31.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 27    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
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Mad Macks: @kcatomheart.bsky.social
Applemack, TEEN MACK SQUAD from that Dunderpatrullen video: @goattrain.bsky.social again!
Dr. Sybil Throat-... fuck, that's the first one I can't make a pun out of, oh WELL, @distressedegg.bsky.social AGAIN!

31.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 19    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1
PAGE FIVE

Quanxi and Tsugihagi silently tending to Cosmo's eye. Pingtsi is making coffee, Long emerges from the bedroom.

Long: *Yawn*
Pingtsi: How're you doing, Cosmo?
Cosmo: Halloween. :)

PAGE FIVE Quanxi and Tsugihagi silently tending to Cosmo's eye. Pingtsi is making coffee, Long emerges from the bedroom. Long: *Yawn* Pingtsi: How're you doing, Cosmo? Cosmo: Halloween. :)

Cosmo's Halloween 🧠👁️ (2/2)

01.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 125    🔁 21    💬 0    📌 0
PAGE ONE

Panel 5:
Quanxi: Good morning, Cosmo...

Panel 6:
Quanxi: The others are still asleep. It's just the two of us right now.

PAGE ONE Panel 5: Quanxi: Good morning, Cosmo... Panel 6: Quanxi: The others are still asleep. It's just the two of us right now.

PAGE TWO

Panel 1:
Cosmo: Ha- hah-
Quanxi: Today's a special day, do you know what it is?

Panel 2:
Cosmo: Ha- hallo-
Quanxi: That's right.

Panel 3:
Quanxi: Today is Halloween.

Panel 4:
Cosmo: !
Quanxi: What's the matter, Cosmo?

Panel 5:
Cosmo: 🎶
Quanxi: ...

PAGE TWO Panel 1: Cosmo: Ha- hah- Quanxi: Today's a special day, do you know what it is? Panel 2: Cosmo: Ha- hallo- Quanxi: That's right. Panel 3: Quanxi: Today is Halloween. Panel 4: Cosmo: ! Quanxi: What's the matter, Cosmo? Panel 5: Cosmo: 🎶 Quanxi: ...

PAGE THREE

Panel 1:
Quanxi: I see, you got a costume. Of course you did.

Panel 2:
Cosmo: Halloween.
Quanxi: Okay, I'll wait.

Panel 5:
Cosmo: Halloween...
Quanxi: Oh, a Jiangshi, fitting.

PAGE THREE Panel 1: Quanxi: I see, you got a costume. Of course you did. Panel 2: Cosmo: Halloween. Quanxi: Okay, I'll wait. Panel 5: Cosmo: Halloween... Quanxi: Oh, a Jiangshi, fitting.

PAGE FOUR

Panel 1:
Quanxi: Looks like I'll need to do an exorcism, won't I?

Panel 4:
Quanxi: That will hold you in place, demon.
Cosmo: Halloween.

Panel 5:
Cosmo: Hah, hah, hah, hah

Panel 8:
Quanxi: Oh.
Cosmo: Halloween?

PAGE FOUR Panel 1: Quanxi: Looks like I'll need to do an exorcism, won't I? Panel 4: Quanxi: That will hold you in place, demon. Cosmo: Halloween. Panel 5: Cosmo: Hah, hah, hah, hah Panel 8: Quanxi: Oh. Cosmo: Halloween?

Cosmo's Halloween 🧠👁️ (1/2)

01.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 196    🔁 40    💬 1    📌 0
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Promptober 30: Bear on Bear

30.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 1262    🔁 279    💬 4    📌 3
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Happy Halloween / Stay Villainous

29.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 90    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 0

like did you know Visa implemented a hamfisted scoring system this year to decide what constitutes a high-risk company that's called, not shitting, "the VAMP ratio"? these people think they're so cute. fuck 'em corporate.visa.com/content/dam/...

29.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 18    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

again, i hate how so much of this account has turned into me reposting calls for either contacting your reps or yelling at credit card companies until they listen. gotta fight for the right to stay horny, though

29.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

hmmmmm uh oh. uh oh. we gotta pick them phones back up

29.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 69    🔁 67    💬 0    📌 0

I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”

29.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 2256    🔁 1836    💬 10    📌 9
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MEMORY LEAK - FINAL UPDATE

AVAILABLE ON
www.artdecademonthly.com
www.patreon.com/c/WillyBearB...
artdecade.itch.io/memory-leak

Many thanks those who supported us during production and many thanks to all those who grab a copy now that it's all finished!

28.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 685    🔁 149    💬 17    📌 5

It’s bananas that we still gotta worry about this while a government shutdown is in effect, but keep calling and faxing I guess, jeeeezus

27.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 79    🔁 78    💬 0    📌 0

Can't stop thinking about a pitch for CRANK 3: THE PEOPLE'S CRANK which is just as terrible and tasteless but only about weird transgender stuff. She has to find estrogen at any cost and we're going to do every single "maybe soy will feminize me" bit possible

27.10.2025 15:26 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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"Thwip!"
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"Oh uh, hey officers! It's a funny story - turns out the new suit upgrades to help heighten my combat senses went a little...overboard.

So if you all could uh, lower your weapons so the suit can deactivate, that would be great.

...Hey- wait, no pictures, please...!

25.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 1696    🔁 286    💬 14    📌 0
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Stop payment processors from censoring games!

Not seeing much on my timeline about it anymore, so here's a reminder: payment processors are still trying to censor NSFW content of all kinds, and are in fact getting more aggressive about it; I'm seeing stories of folks losing access every day

Call them & tell them THIS IS BULLSHIT

24.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 1554    🔁 1772    💬 4    📌 8
Petition e-6695 - Petitions

#savespeech

hey reminder that this canadian petition targetting paypro discrimination is closing for signature TOMORROW

if youre canadian, now is your last chance to get your signature in!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

24.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 225    🔁 291    💬 0    📌 0
an ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 17. a lizard in a sentai suit kicks a dog in a pup mask while shouting "GIVE PEACE A CHANCE, PERVERT!"

an ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 17. a lizard in a sentai suit kicks a dog in a pup mask while shouting "GIVE PEACE A CHANCE, PERVERT!"

"Free love doesn't mean FREAK love, dammit!" There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for esteemed patrons over at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

24.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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