Pedro do Vilão

You both paint. Well, he USED to paint, then he did a Nazism.

"You can tell because there's only one."

*He explains, holding out a hairy coconut*

Oh. Funny, nothing seems different. Have we just been in hell this whole time?

Happy to hear that nothing has changed in the interim.

@lordjuiblex.bsky.social I'm back, I guess.

It still bothers me that I wrote "social media new cult" instead of "new social media cult".

Your enjoyment sickens me.

Weak shit. Your day should still be terrible.

Anyone: Remember the days when you could just -

Me: No. And shut up.

Well, he should have thought about that before he chose that face.

Cancelled for insensitivity to the dead.

So yes?

What about the guy above you? Is he decadent too?

Leibniz: "But [...] we acknowledge, moreover, before we see it, that God does all the best possible, in accordance with the infinite wisdom."

Me, burning my finger this morning while cooking: "I acknowledge no such thing!"

No I don't. (Yes, nailed it.)

Glad to hear I'm a cult. I just wish I had more members.

incredible

My favourite part of the Metamorphosis is how quickly Gregor's transformation becomes a simple domestic nuisance for his family. (I have no comment on the inanity of this reviewer's reading comprehension.)

Read it. She didn't even get the bear penis in her. Excuse me, I thought I was reading a book about a woman fucking a bear. 1 star. (She does shit in solidarity with the bear. Touching moment. So maybe 2 stars.)

I was disembowelled by a paper cut once. They're no joke.

Pa! Ma!

Pas moi.

I swear to god my fingers are Satan.

Who reads Bret Easton Ellis and likes him, is the real question.

Matando*

I'm cynical about brands. But I do think that, if we have to have brands, everything should be cat-themed. This is a correct opinion I have.

Ratgate is real. Stay tuned for further updates.

Can't jerk off to a whale? Sounds like a skill issue.

Congrats. You've become a David Cronenberg movie.