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Lord Juiblex

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My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting

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A mouse found an almond.

06.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. It has been hanging in my house since I made it and it was time to set it free.

06.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just followed a starter pack. I hope everyone on it is both stupid and annoying and not just one or the other. 😑

05.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No no, it's the rupture tomorrow. A hole will tear open and demons will pour out and see how terrible things are here and then will rush back into the hole.

05.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get up stand up. Stand up for your rights. Don't give up the fight

05.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am filing a complaint because you dissed the king of toilet deaths.

05.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not?

05.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe...? πŸ€”

05.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm used to it. Americans lock us Canadians out of their bullshit all the time.

05.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Look at this very good copy of The Hulk superhero that I drew."

No, thank you.

05.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She gets it.

05.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The BBC says fuck off bro

The BBC says fuck off bro

05.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Skull sticker on a post.

Skull sticker on a post.

Every sticker of Skully is a window for him to see into the world.

05.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gastr
ointe 
STINA
LBLEE 
DING 

Sticker.

Gastr ointe STINA LBLEE DING Sticker.

Who is the god of soup? Sticker.

Who is the god of soup? Sticker.

05.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. πŸ₯°

05.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Laughing man. Insects don't have lungs. Quite faded.

Laughing man. Insects don't have lungs. Quite faded.

Nice to see a sticker surviving in the wild for so long.

05.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No anteaters were sodomized that day.

05.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing could be better
than an anteater in a sweater
in the morning.

Nothing could be sweeter
than to grope an anteater
in the morning.

Where that lovely nose goes
as I squeeze that anteater close..!

Nothing could be more terrific
than an anteater on my dick
in the morning!

05.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the letter real? A prank by someone else? Seems a little too "on the nose". πŸ€”

05.10.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BBC has blocked this from playing in Canada. πŸ˜‘

05.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is he so dreamy? What is his secret?

05.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jon Daker Sings A New Rendition Of Woody Woodpecker
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest Jon Daker Sings A New Rendition Of Woody Woodpecker

I will never be this cool.

05.10.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have considered just making weird postcards and dropping them in random mailboxes as I walk around.

04.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The post office is on strike so I am just making art and keeping it like an idiot.

04.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Asstute and buttific.

04.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I helped a man load it into his car along with other stuff we'd put out on the curb.

04.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My dignity! What price is it worth? Zounds! "That doggie ate my cookie!"

My dignity! What price is it worth? Zounds! "That doggie ate my cookie!"

04.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Doggie! "No sir. I am a rat. A common sewer rat, I am afraid." Doggie want a cookie? "Yes, indeed. The doggie would like a cookie.

Doggie! "No sir. I am a rat. A common sewer rat, I am afraid." Doggie want a cookie? "Yes, indeed. The doggie would like a cookie.

04.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT ARE THE TAGS

04.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have things, give things away.

04.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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