Diskgrinder

I can’t read the room because it doesn’t have FUCKING WRITING on it

Lego at Dungeness

I don’t think flat earhers understand the gravity of the situation

Put the word American in front of any other word and you get the shit category of that

Old days collapse one into other like a closed concertina that doesn’t make a tune, an actual physical expression of depression, a bit like French music

Back in the 70s we’d count the days of the month because every now and then a day would go missing like a Monday or a Tuesday would go flying off, we wouldn’t know where it had gone probably in some kind of dusty library of being just about to rust

God’s plan for you is to give you a backpack filled with pus and send you on a hiking holiday.

Also the cheapest will you can get is £9.95 so there’s no such thing as free Will

Have you ever noticed that God’s plan always makes you the collateral? You are somehow involved in some other persons narcissistic life story in order to make their parking space much more apparent

I know God has a plan for me, but it probably involves blueprints and concrete drills and things to do with some kind of oceans 11 thing and at some point in the third act so I have a redemption arc or I just die of cancer

Never diatribe unless it’s woad.

Men body build to impress other men

Marxism describes what is happening and therefore not an ideology just an archaeology of present time

The problem with Marxism is it perfectly describes capitalism.

Nothing good has god involved

I have written (on) a book of poetry

Some forget the allies liberated Germans too.

Each eye of an owl is the size of its brain so it can see twice as much as it can think

Growing up as a Christian is a wankless task

The corporation’s ideal is to telescope everyday into an endless Monday

I feel exactly the same in winter as on a summer day flecked with busy insects. To whit and to whir as a buzz bound wasp, this with a certain fizz, incalcitrant and ineffable as Satan’s jizz

I like steam trains. I also like deltics.

What is enjoined in hinge is demonstrated in flange

Bird watching and rugby delights me in equal measure. What bounded joy this is? Farts

I make jokes weekly because I have no sense of humour on weekdays

I looked up scopophobia, no results

New emotion building on melancholy; it’s this lemon brocolli - a sharp citrus feeling of being too green

This is my pompous prevarication hour, that I will do at some point later

A moral framework: to teach is good, to learn is great, to learn to teach is best

In the hours of becoming, between 4 and 6, where wombles are