Shaun Kitchener

Shaun Kitchener

@shaunkitchener.bsky.social

Writer ➡️ https://linktr.ee/shaunkitchener

428 Followers 196 Following 407 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 days ago

Thrilled to announce I just got my first “…can I give you some advice?” in the gym

(I absolutely needed the advice)

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5 days ago

the new Hilary Duff album having a higher Pitchfork rating than the latest Bruno, Harry and Taylor albums is most pleasing to me (and yes I do selectively pick and choose when review scores are relevant)

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1 week ago

Happy "some news about your pricing" email month to all who celebrate

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2 weeks ago
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As if I just recognised the “what’s the mile high club?” lady from The Wedding Singer in an episode of Matlock (Maree Cheatham, legend you are)

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2 weeks ago

some sort of heartgold and soulsilver switch transfer/remake remains no1 on my wishlist but i'll take it

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2 weeks ago

i'm sorry HOW did I miss that FireRed and LeafGreen are coming to Switch? And THIS WEEKEND?!?!?!? #pokemon

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2 weeks ago

🚨 I’M NOT WEARING A JUMPER 🚨

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3 weeks ago

Would love to see the photos they didn't use.

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3 weeks ago
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got to Amster-Damn on my RHOBH watch and took pictures like I was on holiday

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3 weeks ago

Thank christ the Hilary and MUNA tickets are both secured to make up for it 🥳

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3 weeks ago

Needing to replace a hoover is such a BORING, adult reason to have to splurge a load of money 😩

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1 month ago

Haha omg yes

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1 month ago

I think it’s fairly locked-in that it was Pez who wanted out

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1 month ago
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Let's debrief this Jesy Nelson doc No more saaaad songs. Plus: MUNA, recent theatre and a super-fun book

Newsletter time 🤓 shaunkitchener.substack.com/p/lets-debri...

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1 month ago

blitzed through the first few eps of the Jesy Nelson doc and Little Mix were so real for being pissed off that DNA didn't get to No1 lol

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1 month ago

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

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1 month ago

😮

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1 month ago
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Meredith Marks! Can! Leaaave! Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it... she's disengaging. Plus: Catherine O'Hara, JORDY and a couple of book reccs

My newsletter this weekend is about the disengagement of RHOSLC’s Meredith Marks shaunkitchener.substack.com/p/meredith-m...

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1 month ago

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1 month ago
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Mia Starr’s hair #dragrace

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1 month ago

I don’t think so, no, which is a shame. There is a download store on there but I don’t thiiiiiiiiiiink you can add your own local files. I think you can just use Soundiiz to replicate your list of files as a qobuz playlist, assuming the songs are available 🤷‍♂️

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1 month ago

There are definitely worse platforms than Apple!! And yes it is difficult; who knows, I could be hastily deleting this and u-turning in a couple of months 🤣

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1 month ago

(sorry for the Bluesky drive-by)

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1 month ago
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I ditched Spotify for its "most ethical" rival - here's the verdict Three weeks into a free trial, I'm ready to gossip.

Earlier this month I tried ditching Spotify for what is apparently its “most ethical” rival. Now, here I am writing about whether it’s actually any good (tl;dr I think it is!): open.substack.com/pub/shaunkit...

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1 month ago

Cinema

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1 month ago
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The Traitors, Heated Rivalry and Victoria Beckham Two treacherous divas truly came together to maximise their joint slay

I’m afraid I have dusted off my Substack - for Traitors, Heated Rivalry, VB “and more” open.substack.com/pub/shaunkit...

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1 month ago

Production do such an amazing job because yes there are some wannabe podcasters and influencers, but there are also plenty of funny mums and bored retirees and daft young lads and older women who just want a bit of a giggle. Creates the most wonderful dynamic for the audience.

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3 months ago
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what it feels like to post on bluesky

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1 month ago

Christine Lampard wouldn't be a bad shout for Strictly, you know. she could do The Tess Job quite well. just something I've thought during my occasional 5-minute micro-watches of Loose Women

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1 month ago
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Oscars 2026 - UK

in the UK? excited about the Oscars but don't know how to watch half the films on there? well GOOD NEWS I've whacked them all onto a spreadsheet for you!

the good news is that most films are available in some way - will keep this updated as they hit VOD/streaming

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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