Dyan Flores

Dyan Flores

@dyancflores.bsky.social

Writer. Friend. Cautious optimist. www.dyanflores.com

77 Followers 57 Following 178 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 days ago

Do we think Sutton Foster went to Rupert Murdoch’s birthday party?

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1 week ago

You know it’s going to be a good day when you see Bobby Cannavale before 9am.

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1 week ago

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.

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2 weeks ago

Best part of The Traitors finale is this knock off Bolero underscoring.

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2 weeks ago

And as the Olympic figure skating gala drew to a close, I could feel the last molecule of serotonin leave my body.

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1 month ago

“We tend to do what we love and we tend to love new writers and left-handed composers of color who live on the south part of Long Island or something…”

😬😬😬😬😬

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1 month ago

I’m not going to pretend like this is anything, but I’m still going to put this out in the world:

Lin-da McMahon-uel Miranda

I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me.

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1 month ago
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This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

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1 month ago

Jonny Weir just suggested that the Korean ice dance pair could’ve made a better music selection than their Will Smith medley. How dare he.

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1 month ago

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

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1 month ago

What do you mean I care about this Bears game???

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2 months ago

These are great questions!!!

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2 months ago

“The Santa Clause” realm is an excellent name and premise for a movie. No notes.

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2 months ago

Tonight I got confirmation that my nostalgia for old Twitter (specifically twitterico) was shared by one Lin Manuel Miranda.

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3 months ago

You’re on the right side of history!

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4 months ago

Art takes time.

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4 months ago

10/10 bit, no notes.

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4 months ago

Another friend recently saw him at Film Forum. He really is always at the movies.

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4 months ago

Bruno Mars as Conrad Birdie.

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4 months ago

I told my friend that I saw John Turturro at the Angelika tonight and my friend said that he recently saw him at the IFC. Now I’m imagining JT just constantly being at the movies.

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4 months ago

A worm that can cause epilepsy. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little village of Anatevka you might say every one of us is a worm that can cause epilepsy.

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4 months ago
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4 months ago

Curtis Sliwa is a FASCINATING human being.

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1 year ago

I said I would do this last night but I was too tired so lets do it today. A few caveats - not saying this list is exhaustive, it's just a good place to start. It's also not in chronological order because I'm a chaos gremlin

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4 months ago

I used to be young and fun and now I leave the function early to buy Tums.

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4 months ago

Joyce
Dewitt

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5 months ago

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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5 months ago

No one on this train knows I’m going to a Jesse McCartney concert.

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