"I am my father. I am my mother. I am chipped beef on toast. "
03.11.2025 23:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@tsaapprovedlobster.bsky.social
This is some bullshit.
"I am my father. I am my mother. I am chipped beef on toast. "
03.11.2025 23:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's really fucking galling to check out at Walmart and the cashier asks you, "Would you like to donate today to end hunger?"
03.11.2025 16:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imma go out on a limb and say that onve trumps ballroom is finished, when he has his first party, someone there will be wearing some of it. And there will be nothing anyone can do about it.
25.10.2025 15:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There's never been a musical quite like "Hamilton," and it remains one of my all-time faves, for many reasons. But the satirical sendup of King George III is one of them. :) #NoMoreKings www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5JA...
18.10.2025 12:49 โ ๐ 351 ๐ 71 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 5These cops and this junk science peddler need to all be thrown in a cell together and the door welded shut.
19.10.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No kings but yaaaaas queen.
19.10.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Doesnt the fact that there were no arrests mean that we found the magic number of people needed to make the cops, ice, military present nope out of the situation and go "i didnt see any crimes".?
19.10.2025 01:14 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Meanwhile most of us have to travel hours or days to get to a major protest. There isnt enough lodging for even a quarter to stay more than the day, and no public transport so everyone has to park-hey did I just find the real motivation for keeping pub transport from happening in america?
19.10.2025 00:48 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know. Every time the french are like *smugly puff cigarette* you americenz jou are dooeeng it all wrong. Jou must beat de polis over their stupeed heads and jou must turn ovehr ze cars and break ze streetlights, zerr are not so many, eh *puff* and zehn zee government give jou whant jou want, yeh?
19.10.2025 00:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0While the senitiment is valid, Sudan probably wins due to scale and severity this time.
19.10.2025 00:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Lolol. Im dying at the extreme moobs. And to the artist, thank you for the Alito tattoo. Corrupt white men in politics really do all look alike.
17.10.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So far!
Checks notesโฆ.
17.10.2025 17:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0"awarded the money" as if they have seen any of it yet. Make hin cough it up already!
15.10.2025 15:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes Theyโre Criminals
Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes Theyโre Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/
13.10.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 3794 ๐ 642 ๐ฌ 86 ๐ 42Things brought to you courtesy of the new world and the first nations of the Americas:
Guacamole and Hot Chocolate.
You are a very silly man. ๐ฉท
11.10.2025 12:54 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"more than his thumb on the scale"... Is that a dick joke? From Dan Rather?
10.10.2025 23:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If CT doesnt even make the list, why is power so fkn expensive here?!?
01.10.2025 20:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yesterday on my lunch break I decided to add the birthdays of my favorite celebrity scientists to my calendar. She is one of them. April 3rd is Jane Goodall Day in perpituity.
01.10.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Break up Google"
28.09.2025 01:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One more complaint for the day...
If you are going to allow customers to co tact you via email, you have to address their concerns via email. If I fill out your contact form with a specific question or request, the reply should not be a canned "call our customer service number". Thats a paddalin.
Why is it that buying a book from a random used books website necessitates seven emails from them about it?
27.09.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why is warrantless arrest allowed at all?
22.09.2025 16:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wonder if he means its a mistake because he believes in free speech for all or its a mistake because it's going to come back and bite them in the ass? Its hard to imagine Cruz having real values.
21.09.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0All of these things? In each individual? That sounds a little unlikely... Like if yoy said the average american has at least one of these problems Id believe it, but all of them?
21.09.2025 17:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0May he go to hell as soon as possible.
21.09.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thats how policing in general works in the us now. Take a plea deal. But im innocent. Well ok if thats what you want but you're going to lose your job home and maybe everything else too by the time you are cleared of wrongdoing.
21.09.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now that most of them are dead and thwir territory destroyed... When its done you can say "we tried".
21.09.2025 14:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0