You know, when the Democratic Party in 2020 made everyone drop out on Super Tuesday to make sure Biden beats Bernie, I was worried it would be bad for the party. But I have to eat my words, all that worked out great.
“Gender-based violence—which has risen in frequency and severity—is being perpetrated across the Occupied Palestinian Territory as a strategy of war for Israel to dominate and destroy the Palestinian people," per a new UN report also highlighting egregious reproductive violence in Gaza:
in america you have several inalienable rights unless you poll badly with white suburbanites
TAPPING THE SIGN
if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
I’d like to hear from voters of any race who were evacuated from polling places due to bomb threats and never voted.
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
Why did Allah make walruses
My 2-year-old is my biggest champion on my weight loss journey. For example whenever I sit down, he climbs on my lap, lifts up my shirt, smacks my belly to a beat and laughs uncontrollably
All my love and respect to the firefighters, but surely we have a better word than “retardant”
So far have spent all of my 30s doomscrolling
the industry term “hard comedy” is driving me insane. We have lost the plot so badly that now when something actually makes ppl laugh, execs are like “what IS this?? we have to make a new word for it!!”
This holiday season, donate so much to worthy causes, that you’re worried you’ll be arrested by the incoming president’s task force
Gladiator 2 shows a fantastical world where paul mescal and pedro pascal have 0 sauce
if you don’t support a free Palestine you shouldn’t be allowed to eat middle eastern food. only carls jr for u
I knew I was mentally ill when I listened to nirvana and finally *got* it
The guy who sings the English lyrics in Bollywood songs
just took out a loan so I could buy a salad in LA
Bluesky is basically Twitter if it had taken The Substance
the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
haven’t been on twitter all day and it cleared my skin and fixed my posture
yes I want to have my cake and eat it too wtf else are u supposed to do with cake
dems keep playing the blame game but tbh it’s actually all my fault my bad guys 😝
hi it nice to be here
