atreides nuts

right right, makes sense

GIVE KIDS BETTER DRUGS!!!!

does a payment charge in mexico on its own trigger an audit/analysis? or was it just because theyre famous people

i got recruited for a job answering phones based on my customer service experience and then i got promoted because i’m autistic and get upset if the computer isnt the way i want it to be

ok give us the dirt

my esteemed brother, you are saying you have pests in your throne room. do not admit this

this was the killer app

supreme victory (text over a picture of a little white duck)

Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.

everyone is 12 etc etc

my wife says that on the secret lives of mormon wives they have dirty soda parties and they all act drunk even though the whole point is they don’t have alcohol

i *wish* that were me. what a beautiful creature.

photo of a brown tabby cat observing a squirrel through a window. the picture ure is taken from behind. the cat is in focus and posed as if stalking.

photo from a slightly different angle. the cat is now sitting up watching the squirrel and is only framed in the left third of the photograph. the squirrel is in focus beyond the window. The squirrel scrabbles along a woody slope.

observance

but who will do my baby’s spine adjusment

you can’t shampoo a shampooer.

next hot finance item: bubble-backed securities. these are securities based on the future projected value of the next tech bubble. invest in exuberance over quantum computing today!

one of the genuinely working class presidents

marx said “work is good it’s bosses that suck”

walking directly into the snakes mouth

Soon after, they said, they noticed other signs that some course materials were AI-generated, including American English inconsistently edited to British English, suspicious file names, as well as “generic, surface-level information” that occasionally referred inexplicably to US legislation.

imagine you are a teenager and you already are at a disadvantage because covid happened while you were in school and you need to be prepared for the real world and this is what they give you

the purpose of banning trans athletes is to dehumanize trans people and make it easier to oppress them. it sends a signal that society officially does not agree that trans women are women etc.

instead let’s find things to put in our writing that hurt LLMs :)

pay by fucking minute, like a 900 number for bluesky

we’re getting universal healthcare

what’s the loudest dance? tap?

bosses do NOT like it when you tell them that finding another desk won’t work because at best you’ll be in proximity of a different person who speaks at 110dBm.

its cool how they make us sit in an office with people whose natural speaking volume is 110dBm and who are literally on the phone at all times.

the three genders: boy, girl, and cookie

normal accidents by charles perrow.

PLEASE charles perrow miss just once

you are describing a video game