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Kelly ๐ŸŒฑ

@groovecookie.bsky.social

Environmental scientist and STEM nerd, Gen X punk, chicken mama and farmHER, foul-mouthed, iconoclast, Renaissance woman. Native Floridian. Ham radio: KY4LK. Smells like patchouli and Marlboros. Voting since the 80s, never once for an R.

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Former Farming Leaders Warn U.S. Agriculture Could Face โ€˜Widespread Collapseโ€™

"The letter...was signed by 27 influential figures in the farming sector, including former heads of powerful associations representing corn and soybean farmers and officials from the Bush and Reagan administrations. It expressed dismay at the 'damage done to American farmers.'"

03.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Here is the original draft federal indictment of Jeffrey Epstein for sex trafficking that was prepared by federal prosecutors in 2007, but ultimately tossed aside by Alex Acosta's office to allow Epstein to plea to a much lesser state charge.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

03.02.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1827    ๐Ÿ” 875    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

I'm a market farmer. Transitioning from ag staple crops to vegetables is a hard ass lift, I can assure you. "Everything from university research, federal government insurance, financing from banks, the supply chain, and a network of buyers would need to be reworked to support a transition."

03.02.2026 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look, useless fkwad is committing treason. Again.

03.02.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Rural Communications Needs Women โ€” and How We Grow the Next Generation of Operators Rural resilience runs on relationships.

Why Rural Communications Needs Women โ€” and How We Grow the Next Generation of Operators

03.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed
YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed

A doctor explains what to do if you get pepper sprayed. Helpful advice for anyone exercising their constitutional rights, shopping, walking outside, chilling in your house. You know, anywhere you might get pepper sprayed in the USA.

03.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Key words "should be"

03.02.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 228    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

MAGA Man tries to beat up high school kids. Emphasis on *tries*. :)

03.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2425    ๐Ÿ” 586    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

Republicans: We believe in free market capitalism
The Market: Cool. We can make money selling gender affirming shapewear.
Republicans: NO. NOT LIKE THAT!

03.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 809    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

๐Ÿ˜†

03.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minnesota it sure seems like you have a lot of great people. Canโ€™t you find one progressive to run against Klobachar?

03.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

03.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37429    ๐Ÿ” 17151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1458
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A Day for Gaza Today, The Nation is turning over its website exclusively to stories from Gaza and its people. This is why.

Despite the ongoing death and suffering in Gaza, it's fallen out of the news. So today, @thenation.com is devoting its full website to stories from Gaza, written by reporters who have been there. Very proud of the magazine today.

www.thenation.com/article/worl...

03.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 758    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Cold Snaps Reveal Your Community Florida doesnโ€™t own coats.

Cold Snaps Reveal Your Community

03.02.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Rural Communications Needs Women โ€” and How We Grow the Next Generation of Operators Rural resilience runs on relationships.

Why Rural Communications Needs Women โ€” and How We Grow the Next Generation of Operators

03.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Oval Office video of him pretty obviously shitting himself and staff immediately rushing the press out before they could catch a whiff.

03.02.2026 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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:32 in, you can hear a prolonged squirt, lady in green's head turns, "is that what I think it was?" She's then trying to cover her mouth/not gag at :46.

02.02.2026 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Shart of the Deal

(volume up, if you dare)

02.02.2026 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm gonna engineer some better temporary insulation systems, for sure. But hell yes, I am gonna write this up! I just cooked noodles for them, getting them carb loaded with hot food right before bedtime really keeps their little internal furnaces going, for a while at least.

01.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh dude, I was so worried. None of us tropical species are cut out for this arctic bullshit ๐Ÿ˜†

01.02.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

01.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10670    ๐Ÿ” 4536    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 590    ๐Ÿ“Œ 382
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Ha ha, those ducks are brave!! Oh I'm so glad the chickens are good! Southern chickens aren't always built for the cold, so I'm glad we both kept the arctic wind off them, and kept them safe and warm-ish!!

01.02.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amen to that! I do the same. You never know when it will come in handy.

01.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@sweincat.bsky.social, how are your chickens and ducks doing? ๐Ÿคž

01.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spent 2 days winterizing a chicken coop built for the tropics to withstand Canadian Outpost conditions. Happy to report that after 200 ft of 6 mil poly, 30 hay bales, layers of cardboard insulation, rolls of duct tape and staples, a panel heater, and hot food and carb loading, everyone survived. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ

01.02.2026 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.02.2026 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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