This is all I can think of anytime anyone says Stephen’s name #thetraitorsus

Call me espresso because I’m a little coughy @lillitreatch.bsky.social

I had to consult with an expert

1. The Fate of Ophelia
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Opalite
4. The Life of a Showgirl (Feat. Sabrina Carpenter)
5. Wood
6. Ruin The Friendship
7. CANCELLED!
8. Wi$h Li$t
9. Actually Romantic
10. Honey
11. Eldest Daughter
12. Father Figure

After hours of careful consideration and talking to the showgirl version of myself in a mirror, I’ve come up with my official rankings

My girlfriend only calls me at work for emergencies. Like the dog shit on the rug or if there’s a Travis Kelce/ Taylor Swift engagement

There’s always that unsettling moment during a haboob where I can’t remember if I closed my car windows or not

The glizzy gull

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!