Vinnie Kielbasa

My favorite part of the new season is when they ask what time it is and the main character says "It's Eleven".

It would be nice to have something like that in mono-red and white-red aggro dominated Standard. Not necessarily this exact card's reprint, but the general 'one mana early aggro play' aura protection.

What I remember as a kid was "hardcore Star Wars fans" hating on the Phantom Menace when Episode 1 came out. It wasn't just about Jar Jar. I liked the new Star Wars and didn't know where the dislike came from. It's a weird phenomenon of established fanbase disliking new things about their fandom.

Here me out. A Magic: The Gathering set, where Teferi goes back in time again but messes things up and causes a butterfly effect. Something like Time Spiral, but in a cringy way. #magicthegathering #funny

edh mental gymnastics I just want to have fun proceeds to wipe the board and concede guys pretty please let me win nooo don't kill my commanderino ackchually winning is against the spirit of the format ler me roll the die to see who I attack

You know these quotes way too well. lol #magicthegathering #mtg

Little known fact about Anakin is that he played mono blue and it was already obvious at that point that he's on the downward spiral to becoming a sith #magicthegathering #meme #funny

Coolest cards that are no longer in Standard? I'd go with Phoenix Chick. The perfectly balanced card with so much going on. Especially with all the drama around "too fast, too damaging" early cast red aggro cards, this little guy proved to be the fairest one mana haste creature despite flying. #mtg

Awesome! Does this mean I've won?

Both Adventures in the Forgotten Realms and Commander Legends: Battle For Baldur's Gate, actually. So many dragons to choose from.

This is where all the dragons from the Forgotten Realms set get to shine.

Out of the Tarkir: Dragonstorm precons I only preordered the Temur Roar. Funnily enough, I was thinking about putting together a Miirym deck shortly before the announcement and I saw that among them there's going to be a dragon deck in the same colors as Miirym.

Did your opponent go with Eshki or the high casting cost dragon as their commander? I feel like Eshki is the most logical choice for only three mana, but the secondary commander is so cool.

I preordered mine on the first day the preorders opened at my favorite LGS, even before the face commanders were spoilt and I'm so glad that I did. The prices of this precon almost tripled since, because of additional scarcity of sealed product here in Poland where paper Magic is kind of niche.

It was Teferi's Pet Drake Sir Drakington, renamed to Teferi's Drake.

Phenomenal artwork by Jesper Ejsing.

The conclusion is simple: the average Heartstone fan likes Magic: The Gathering content more than Heartstone content.

Mulliganing 101 #magicthegathering

Player on the left says Nooo you can't just remove any nonland from my hand for only one Mana and 2 life nooo. Player on the right says Their hand is insane I am going to lose Magic: The Gathering funny meme

Thoughtseize sure seems to get a lot of salt. No idea why. #magicthegathering

That such a neat idea. I wonder how many communities around smaller LGSes have a collective ton of bulk that they could bring to a meeting if the owners organised it well, too.

Two planeswalkers, so Elspeth and someone else. Would be cool if Liliana had an appearance.

Correction, it was Visions. Same year, Mirage block.

If you count original printings only, then Mirage in 1996.

Know the work rules. Turn 1 signet. pass appropriate. Awww, you're sweet. Turn 1 signet. pass. inapropriate. Hello, human resources? Funny Magic: The Gathering meme about Sol Ring and Mana Crypt

This is how I imagine the events that lead to the banning of Mana Crypt. #magicthegathering #funny

I read the name on the artist spot and I was baffled for a moment, wondering if Tyler Walpole was the person who drew all the characters for the show years ago. lol

Not that I'm disappointed, for some reason I thought that the people complaining about UB coming to Standard this year meant some kind of a huge Spongebob set, not a Spongebob Secret Lair. It seems I have fallen for Phyrexian propaganda again, lol

I'm completely out of the loop with this one. So it's a Secret Lair and not a whole set like the Warhammer 40k's, Doctor Who's and other UB with exclusive cards? What was all the rioting and fuss about from the haters then? lol

Wait, Gary is Toxrill? xD
Okay, I might have made me a little bit less angry about Spongebob UB.

"We good, though? You're not mad?"
"Nah, it's okay. It's a game."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, man. Don't sweat it."
"Alright, one more?"
"Sure but let me play a different commander."
*pulls out the Tergrid deck*

Is she going to be in the Revival Trance precon?

I was there when people got so confused after the announcement of the colorless mana being introduced. Oh, and people getting a lot of Oath of The Gatewatch fat packs/bundles because there was a mini-land pack of Wastes in them. xD