theFakeTLo

theFakeTLo

@thefaketlo.bsky.social

Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.

591 Followers 438 Following 1,467 Posts Joined Nov 2024
8 hours ago

'St. Paddy's Day' is usually preferred over 'St. Patty's Day.'

'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.'

'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'

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7 hours ago

in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life

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7 hours ago

publicly financed elections now

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7 hours ago
Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s

Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s https://theonion.com/justin-trudeau-finally-comfortable-enough-to-keep-brown-face-paint-at-katy-perrys/

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7 hours ago

But seriously, how fucking dumb do you have to be to run a dark money influence op on a professional influence op researcher and her influence op former reporter boyfriend? Just insane dummies. Vote Kat and she'll out this shit in Congress constantly.

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6 hours ago
You can do anything, but not everything - focus. Says Skeletor, whose ADHD makes this one a particular challenge but he’ll do his best.
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5 hours ago

the Nor’ West Passage, so long a problem to man, was never a problem to the whale

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22 hours ago

There are plenty of reasons to hate Sam Altman but did you know he’s also accused of raping his own sister

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19 hours ago

Heeeeeeeeyyyy, guess who wants to regulate This Fucking Guy™️ into oblivion, maybe tell your friends in California’s 72nd district to get involved in my race

www.kluweoc.com

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22 hours ago

Indeed.

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1 day ago

whales AND seamen

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23 hours ago
Tweet by Derek Guy mocking Jake Paul after he appeared on stage at a Trump rally, joking about visible armpit sweat stains and including an image of deodorant next to a photo of Paul speaking at a podium.

I had to look up who Jake Paul is and why Trump had him up on stage, and now I regret it.

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23 hours ago

Same.

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23 hours ago

👇🏻

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1 day ago

👇🏻

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1 day ago

Best book ever.

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1 day ago

No one should.

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1 day ago

We also don't know what's happening.

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1 day ago

mother nature put the weather on shuffle

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2 days ago

Alright fam, here it is

Moby-Dick Rocks!!!; or, put down the AI and read a fucking book.
by
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein

earrings by Ear Art by Ebony London

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1 day ago

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

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1 day ago

Facts is facts.

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3 days ago

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

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1 day ago

I worded that poorly. Sounded like I was starting a beef when I was trying to spread the love. @chanda.blacksky.app posted a great video this morning that kicked off a day of Moby-Dick appreciation on Bluesky. 😁❤️🐳 bsky.app/profile/chan...

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1 day ago

Forever crush.

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1 day ago

Stop rebooting bad movie franchises and reboot great chain restaurants instead.

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1 day ago

👏🏼

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