Opal

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Been playing on a PS5, but might consider building a box someday in the future to play a modded Steam version. Just easier to turn on the tv and enjoy games (even though it still crashes lmao)

I started playing cyberpunk 2077 and feel the game is missing the furry demographic. But outside of that it’s been pretty fun switching from, let’s go stealth for this mission, and later treating it like doom and I got a shotgun.

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

mariners won

Mariners LFG!!

Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…

This team loves to edge.

One of the biggest changes after bottom surgery has to be the sudden increase of opinion on toilet paper. If it leaves any form of clitty litter, this is a slight against me personally.

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

Vaccines save lives.

And no, they do not cause autism.

A mouse lady sitting in a tulip that is comparatively as big as a chair. She is wearing a flowing dress, holding a parasol, and reaching out to feel a falling raindrop.

A mouse lady, tastefully nude, naps on a sunflower that is big enough to hold her entire body. There's a sleeping bumblebee curled up next to her.

🌻🌷

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Pixel art of a Loporrit from the Pulse: FINAL FANTASY XIV DJ Remix - Vol. 1 & 2 video on YouTube.

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to :(

Considering getting a portable ceiling lift for suspension play.
Bonus points, can play into medical kinks.

Are summoning rituals in Latin because there’s not a warlock or wizard who’s taken the time to write out the ritual in English?

UK folks! Youve got your own petition now! You know what to do!!!

ニャオハと遊ぶ

No gap is too small for me!
Love the goo.

Art done by the amazing 🎨 @reddyrennard.bsky.social 🧡

Chicago graffiti

Chicago ✊

Honestly why am I using social media? Might should unfollow a lot of people to just make it less of a cognito hazard and find people who can be kind or share happiness and hope despite the horrors I’m constantly acutely aware and reminded of.

Please sign this.

They proved a 4 day, 32 hour work week was productive. They offered to include the option of implementing a 5 day work week as needed.

Management denied the request and instead demand they work more hours for the same pay.

I am over management squeezing blood from their talent.

How can I be annoyed by a tail that makes me salivate?

Taking notes for future hikes

A Tumblr post from gondorrevealparty: Polyamory life hack 1. Hook up with your friend. Because she bottoms, she will not have eaten breakfast. She will be quite hungry afterward. To thank you for the good dick, she will take you to Korean Barbecue. 2. Take your girlfriend on a hike. It will be hot and you will get tired. You will both want protein and cold drinks. Your girlfriend will take you to Korean Barbecue. 3. Confess to your boyfriend that you ate spicy pork without him. He loves spicy pork. In order to get it, he will take you to Korean Barbecue. With this simple technique, you can get Korean Barbecue three times!

Pro-tip:

Finland I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game 😍🥴🥵

Slightly diminish a band:
Linkin Lot