Gadget Hackwench

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

A post from @GansoConABomba titled "Millennials having flashbacks about 08 after seeing the tariff announcement" with a meme featuring a chihuahua, with a wide-eyed, anxious and distressed expression, superimposed over a black and white image of a war zone.

Parody of the "Is This a Pigeon" meme where Hegseth and Company look at a signal group chat and ask "Is this a SCIF?"

Friends who have shown up to help me in my times of need are in urgent need of funds to replace their broken car. If you're financially able, please help them! Or at least help spread the word to those who can. #mutualaid

This is the only favorite that I can recall at the moment but I'll let you know if anything else comes to mind. 💜

17 years after Breaking Bad became a sensation with its story about a teacher who becomes a meth dealer in order to pay for lung cancer treatment, America is finally addressing the serious societal situation the show highlighted by making it a lot harder to be a teacher

I forgot how touch starved I am until I had a full-body ASMR reaction in the first 15 seconds 😅

Thank you for making this! 💜

I realized this in 2016 🔥

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antique 💀

Democrats: How can we go viral?

(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)

Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live

Looks amazing! Love how accessible custom blinky lights are these days. 💜

Baby pea, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo 💜

Image of a retail window with multiple open sign printouts put too close together when attached to the window

Ope nope nope n

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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Perfectly said

Metrics will be very interesting.

- Bad news kept hidden because ego is ashamed of failure.

- Good news shared because the wheels of progress love marketing the wins.

A rapid unscheduled dissembly of a toxic echo chamber of insufferable clowns.

I look forward to the fall of the Broman Empire.

Xitter's owner losing immunity from what users' post? He is colluding with known criminals and terrorists.

They're the type of people who will never be truly happy with what they have. Their values are too rooted in earthly possessions and the power they have over others. Sad and cowardly.

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.

I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/

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This is deep, powerful stuff and I'm super proud of you for putting in the hard work to help your healing journey! It's a whole process that's non-linear; at times spiralling back to things once thought resolved until the brain learns through practice. Keep up the great work!

I keep thinking about a terrible, but kinky, pun:

Unintentional thirst post?

I was almost a year into HRT treatment. This was my Halloween costume at its debut doing photography for a RHPS shadowcast.

It no longer fits me (especially in the chest) but I want to remake it someday as part of a group cosplay.