Boss: oh hey Derik, we have a lot of extra work the next couple of months we need your team to really push to make sure we get through it all
Me: Thats weird, you completely mispronounced "Derik all your techs are getting a raise due to the increase in productivity we expect"
Wife listening to music on her phone: *comes back to room* "My music shut off, why didnt you press play?"
Me: *looks at her phone* "Well, its on Wallflowers one headlight, I would say thats a great reason not to press play"
Again, our DoJ shows their weaponized incompetence. 🙄🤦🏽♀️
They've left yet another Survior of Epstein/Trump sex trafficking ring name unredacted, since yesterday.
Her name is still currently unredacted. 🤦🏽♀️
#SheShed
New abortion method just dropped.
Programmer Plays Doom on a Pregnancy Test - Devices That Run Doom share.google/Fr3Z3sL75pb9...
Me: *Smokes pot while listening to Orgasmatron by Motorhead because when I sing while holding a hit in I sound more like Lemmy*
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Any and all help appreciated. Even a repost helps.
Men, im begging you to do a better job of calling out the worst of us. Even if its your friend, brother, dad start going off on them for making us all look bad. Hit them if you fucking have to. Decent men need to start being the bad thing that happens to shitty men.
Remember, women couldnt "sleep their way to the top" if everything wasnt already controlled by men in the 1st place.
We have lost one of our SheShed Sisters. 🕊️
It was an honor to be Zanetta’s friend and sister. 💕
She will be remembered as a beautiful person who kept it real. 🕊️
She will forever be remembered and missed. 💕
#SheShed 🙏🏻🕊️🙏🏻
That’s one hell of a hard hitting truth 😔
Damn..
How about you?
#SheShed
Especially since blue states usually pay more to the federal government than they receive. If we could get blue states to not pay federal taxes then the government can cut off federal funding to those states, it will be a net positive for those states.
"No taxation without representation"
Well I can guarantee these elite pedophile cannibals do not represnt me at all, so does that mean I dont have to pay taxes anymore?
I dont know who the fuck bad bunny is nor did I watch his halftime show. But judging by the conservative meltdown over it I bet is was great.
Remember, the same news outlets calling Epstiens victims "underage women" also call grown ass men "boy" or "youth" to justify their violent crimes. This is not an accident.
Wife showing me couches: "I was thinking we would get this one and put across from this other one"
Me: "for what?"
Wife: "for people, to sit?"
Me: "we dont have people over and if we do, dont give them a place to sit, it takes them longer to leave"
Breaking: rich elite pedophiles are all in the same circle!
Not the news flash you seem to think bro.
Lol Trumps just worried Bill will rat on him if he gets in trouble for it.
Transphobes are seriously all "haha, Epstein sexualized Trans children too! That means it is a sexual thing like i thought!"
No, it means you have the same mindset as a pedophile.
French prosecutors have raided the Paris office of Twitter🔥🔥🔥🔥
Twitter & Grok are accused of spreading online SA images and deepfakes.
A criminal offense.
Elon Musk has been summoned for interviews in April
The US might not do shit, but international countries will👏🏻
#SheShed
MAGA: "Democrats are in the Esptien Files!"
Me: "Correct, we should get rid of them too along with Trump and Musk"
MAGA: "Those files are lies!"
Me: "ITS THE SAME FUCKING FILES!"
"I never went to Epstien island! But I know Bill Clinton and Bill Gates did because I saw them there all the time! Checkmate liberals!"
-Donald Trump, Basically.
Out of all the reasons billionaires shouldn't exist, child torture and rape islands along with eating babies tops the list.
Curious why the FBI never went after any of these people in these Epstien files they've had for a few years now. Instead they just let them take over the country.
Right!
MAGA: "Leftists are bringing guns to anti ice protest! This is terrible!"
Ok guy who cant go to Chipotle without carrying his AK47 and 2 pistols strapped to his waste.
Im just spitballing here.
You know how we've used women spies to get info using their sexuality? Since ICE agents are all on Grindr is their any gay dudes interested in getting into espionage?
