I would be in jail
14.10.2025 03:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@amethyst-37.bsky.social
22 | yapper | queer | MD
I would be in jail
14.10.2025 03:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I read sm faster on my Kindle than a paperback. Hand me a paperback book and it'll take me forever to read it because the font is small and the margins/spacing are all off
14.10.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My cousin's first anniversary was today. I remember being happy that I wasn't going to be the first lesbian to get married in the family. I also remember sobbing because it was like I saw my future self up there, and it was beautiful ๐ฅน
14.10.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love them both ๐ฉ
14.10.2025 01:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like fruity smells. I like smelling like a tropical smoothie hut while wearing the most basic outfits
14.10.2025 01:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know the priest blessed her and did that ever lasting eternal heaven shit but I know that she is downstairs with the devil
14.10.2025 01:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've had my hair dyed copper before but now that I have locs I'm excited to see how it looks
14.10.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Coke has a drier taste whereas Pepsi is just sweeter
13.10.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1My mom doesn't want my brother to have a secret wedding out in TX like heโs in the army and he's dating a Dominican girl with a huge family, it's bound to happen okay
13.10.2025 01:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'll be 23 in a week
13.10.2025 00:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm glad I didnโt buy tickets for the 10/26 game. For them to lose and then drive 2 hours back home yeah no
12.10.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you ๐ซถ๐ฝ
11.10.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0gotta have cute nails for my bday without hurting my wallet ๐ฅฐ
11.10.2025 22:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโll get yelled at if I turn the heat on so snuggly it is
11.10.2025 04:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How do y'all do your spaghetti? Are you more sauce on top or mixed in?
08.10.2025 22:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No bc how old are you
08.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I canโt be bothered with children, Iโll remain childless.
08.10.2025 01:15 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The shrinkage is slowing down ๐ฉ
08.10.2025 01:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mental health is just as important as physical health
07.10.2025 03:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yep Khan doesn't listen until somebody raises their voice lol
07.10.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I wish it was more red but regardless these will be super cute on my bday
07.10.2025 00:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My brother puppy is slowly learning that lesson. He acts like heโs on crack when Iโm there but the second my brother comes home he behaves ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
07.10.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0If you take me Chiliโs on the first date and buy me mozzy sticks and my favorite drink Iโll marry you
07.10.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Idk how my brother doesnโt crash out like you have to deal with stupid people who have no business being in the Army and youโre not getting paid on top of that
06.10.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I just booked my retwist next week and I didnโt realize itโs been over two months
06.10.2025 23:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I just looked at the ravens score and I donโt even know what to say atp
05.10.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love all the TS hate like keep it coming
05.10.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Putting O rings on with long nails is an Olympic sport
04.10.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Soda
04.10.2025 00:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0