Mike Wozniak: The Bench
Soho Theatre Walthamstow
7:30pm, Thursday March 12th, 2026
Front Row - Circle
The internet Beebo Russell is an archetype: a modern-day Icarus whose dramatic dying act has become a blank slate for others to project meaning upon..
The real Beebo Russell was a man in despair who spent his final minutes scared, lightheaded, covered in his own sick..
“We R Blighty were prosecuted for unlicensed street collections, received fines, and were seen operating illegally the very next day.”
“I’m Debbie,” she says. “Pint?”
And we drink pints and we smoke and she gives me a wrap of speed to dab in the toilets.
“The stereotypical ‘bovver boy’ look of the terraces had been replaced with a women’s haircut and sportswear worn by playboys & elite tennis stars.”
"If you see this, post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it."
Au contraire Brian!
Body warmer is English for warm body.
Appeler un chat un chat.
The dynamics of a purity spiral are those of a leaderless cult. You hold a viewpoint that privileges an abstraction of the world over the messy reality. You have a sense of mission which sets you apart from the world, and you derive social status from being holier than the next acolyte.
“Bill Fishman, stresses that the actual fighting was between the anti-Mosley crowds and the police.”
Thank you @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social
John Kearns Tilting at Windmills tour tickets on sale this week.
Got me reminiscing about this masterpiece we saw in 2019. Proper funny but profoundly moving too. Balled my eyes out and laughed my arse off in the same hour. Exhausting.
“What came first, the chicken or the dickhead?”
“Aerial hand-clapping” as opposed to what? Terrestrial foot-clapping?
First Dahlia of the season.
Thames Water should be taken into public ownership and its assets auctioned off.
Elbow @ Hampton Court Palace
Friday 20th June 🎵🎶
Weather Forecast ☀️😎☀️
Not selling for profit.
Gutted we can’t go.
Priced to break even after sellers fee only. 😇
You can support our four-legged friends by completing this year’s National Dog Survey.
Even if you don’t have a dog, we want to know what our furry friends mean to you.
Phwoar! 😋
romanroadlondon.com/g-kelly-pie-...
Thames was planning to use part of a £3bn emergency loan, which was meant to stabilise its finances and save it from collapse, to pay bonuses for senior executives.
The Brian Jones exercise?
tl;dr
You’ll Never Wool Alone.
"What do you mean, 'Because that's how the game goes'?!"
--my husband, to me, as he catches up on The Last Of Us
Since when has the IP been gospel?!
