WhiskeyJack

There are people in this world who do not think a beaver doing beaver stuff is the cutest thing ever, and those people are wrong.

Pro Tip: If you suspect you are really in a horror movie, wear a cardigan over a band shirt. The writer cant kill a person who is both cozy and cool. I just saved your life brah.

A parody cover of the Resident Evil Playstation game titled President Evil featuring Donald Trump holding a gun.

Look, I know everyone hates AI but I asked it to make this and you gotta admit, it absolutely nailed it.

There are not enough awkward conversations on here anymore.

This is like ...the scared face silhouette on a movie poster

Woah!

A photo of a piece of 19th century piano music in which the text on the cover is highly stylized to the point of being illegible.

Everyone makes fun of Death Metal logos being unreadable but this guy did it first.

Exactly! Who doesn't love cereal?

Look, all I am saying here is no one has conducted any large sample size research that trail mix for supper is a bad idea.

Oh no! The shirt I wanted to wear is buried at the bottom of my clean laundry pile! There is no conceivable solution to this problem!

Nailed it!

Love that work, but sadly live very very far away

I cannot sleep, for the love of God someone do something entertaining

Have a great run!

I cannot sleep no matter how hard I try tonight

We don't know what alien genitals look like so what if crop circles are just an alien drawing penises on other planets?

Are you moving apps then? You are half the reason I check blue sky lol

The worst music of all music is that uobeat pop rock jazz fusion they okay during the commercials before a movie in the theater starts.

Good boy is about to start :)

Ooof. That's awful. For what another person's anecdote is worth, things have a way of getting better eventually.

Has anyone else found themself not using Bluesky much as of late?

When people say "it's raining" what it? I have never known such fear.

A 13th century drawing labeled Satan playing a Vielle with a happy figure with a cat like head playing a bowed instrument delpicting a Vielle

Just Satan playing a Vielle, nothing to see here

So good!!

The hardest part of being an aeronautical engineer would be accounting for the three books each passenger packs that they never read.

Maybe it is evolutionary. Like millions of years ago girl fish developed feet first and the ocean fish dudes were like...*heavy breathing*

I accidently. DM'd someone else with the same name...not sure how that fits into the ranking system of sameness.

Petrarch described his muse's foot in a 14th century poem securing his legacy as the first Tarantino.

I wish there was a way to eat peanuts without dropping any. Sadly it's not possible.