Magestain

Got to mace a guy today. He got mad and tried to hit me because I told some old cow to settle her ass down after she started taking off her pants on the bus.

I hope the mace was worth the crack-pussy.

Fuck being the quiet, passive, socially acceptable, white queer.

"Uncut" gives the sense that all people should have their genitals cut.

Gross, but it's true.

I only like cut women.

Doesn't that sound insane?

#intactivist

Got startled by my washing machine after posting this. I guess I'll stay off my phone for a bit!

Dragons.
Wizards.
Tasteful male nudity.
Clockwork art.
Cozycore.
Wizardcore.
Bosa Nova.

Is my algorithm working yet?

Trying to talk to Gen Z in World of Warcraft is impossible. Why the hell do they say "pre" for "pretty?"

"Pre" means "precum!"

#Homebrew:
Synchronized Initiative

When two players roll the same initiative, the following happens:

The players decide who goes before the other, instead of the character with higher dex.

Both characters gain an extra 10' of movement for their first turn and an extra action or bonus action.

All implementations of the "reasonable adventurer's minimum" rule should not provide a player or character any sort of advantage. Rather, it is a tool for a skilled DM to mention and use throughout their games when teaching new players during gameplay.

#homebrew
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonmaster

It should always be implemented when a character does something that could result in suicide or putting the entire party in danger. It is also implemented best for "undoing a turn" when a character intended to heal a player but may have accidentally wasted the action economy to do so.

My favorite homebrew D&D rule for DMs:

Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:

When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."

The most upsetting thing that has happened to me in World of Warcraft is drowning because I forgot to shapeshift back into my aquatic form while hunting for herbs.

#worldofwarcraft
#warcraft
#druid
#gaymer
#isthistoomanyhashtags?

Gonna try using this platform more. Here’s a Flygon warmup

Nergi

*touch face pleasureably meme*

Ryan Creamer made compliment content!

Oh my god new phone backgrounds!

Also, do all posts need hashtags?

#makemepopular

Ham and cheese sandwiches that have been sitting wrapped in a lunchbox are better than sandwhiches that haven't, no matter the ingredients.

#facts
#sandwiches

Oooh! Whats this app called?

When you realize your beard keeps growing and your profile picture is OLD.

First post! Second day working the stock show! Let's-a-go!!!

Why does Saturn appear so big? It doesn't -- what is pictured are foreground clouds on Earth crossing in front of the Moon. The Moon shows a slight crescent phase with most of its surface visible by reflected Earthlight, known as Da Vinci glow. The Sun directly illuminates the brightly lit lunar crescent from the bottom, which means that the Sun must be below the horizon and so the image was taken before sunrise. This double take-inducing picture was captured on 2019 December 24, two days before the Moon slid in front of the Sun to create a solar eclipse. In the foreground, lights from small Guatemalan towns are visible behind the huge volcano Pacaya. Image Credit & Copyright: Francisco Sojuel

Why does Saturn appear so big?