Florida Man

Florida Man

@floridaman.bsky.social

Chicken Soup for the Soulless. #VisitFlorida ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

544 Followers 126 Following 2,276 Posts Joined Jul 2023
45 minutes ago

Try Epstein Island.

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47 minutes ago

Put some respect on veal.

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1 hour ago

Extra $100/month for gas for me at these prices.

I swear I hope he goes out like Gaddafi and gets knife-raped in the street.

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8 hours ago

No big loss if that's all he's known for.

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ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose ‘targets’

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

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It’s gonna be a pretty solid weekend if social media is flooded with clips of Laura Loomer getting her ass handed to her in-person by Indian journalists. Shout-out to Rajdeep Sardesai for kicking off the festivities.

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23 hours ago

Fuck your brand.

Take a stand.

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1 day ago

And then yells during climax, "GET OFF MY PLANE".

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1 day ago

Guest on MSnow just quoted the original Road House if anyone wants to know how the media's coverage of this nightmare is going.

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And now we go to the latest update from the Department of War.

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In the apocalypse, I'm heading straight to the comic store. Have fun shooting each other for the last of the canned goods at the grocery, I'll be over here catching up on completing my Punisher War Journal run.

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1 day ago

LastNail dot com available?

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1 day ago

Hey, we're the same age!

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2 days ago

Throw everyone in this government into a goddamn wood chipper

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2 days ago
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How it’s playing in France. 🤡

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2 days ago

Kill the Epstein Class.

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2 days ago

They elected a new Epstein.

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2 days ago

They also say suspects identified and there's no threat to the public.

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2 days ago

Source?

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2 days ago

The photo is amazing.

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2 days ago

Those were trucks they drove into the country which was right next door.

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2 days ago

These supergrifters spent $93 billion in ONE MONTH on a Steinway piano, lobster, ice cream machines and more, and the rest of us aren't supposed to just walk into the nearest Mercedes dealership & take whatever the fuck we want? Do the 1% not remember their favorite politicians let us all have guns?

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The next time one of these right wing dipshits goes "How are we gonna pay for that?" when it comes to healthcare, food assistance, affordable housing, infrastructure, social safety net, etc, just show them this and kick them right in the fucking nuts.

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2 days ago

Just nuclear winter potentially.

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3 days ago

Crazy to see the old Regal Cinema Shadowood torn down. In high school, I got blown during a matinee of "James and the Giant Peach" there.

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