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Post image 11.09.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Illustration of Jeff from Marvel. He is a round boy name Jeff. Jeff is very cool. Jeff is great. Praise Jeff.

Illustration of Jeff from Marvel. He is a round boy name Jeff. Jeff is very cool. Jeff is great. Praise Jeff.

Everyone always asks me for Jeff ๐Ÿฆˆ

11.09.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2468    ๐Ÿ” 624    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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๐Ÿ‘‡โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒŠ

29.06.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 389    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

@rosevineshank.bsky.social

31.03.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@2nondoctors.bsky.social

11.03.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Might save a life.

08.03.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30200    ๐Ÿ” 14954    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 228    ๐Ÿ“Œ 474
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Make it make sense!

27.02.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1643    ๐Ÿ” 372    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
A memo listing all of the clubs eliminated by USMA.

A memo listing all of the clubs eliminated by USMA.

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isnโ€™t DEI. Itโ€™s white Christian Nationalism.

05.02.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62097    ๐Ÿ” 26052    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2747    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2140

Omgomg I hope you tour the US! Specifically, Oklahoma ๐Ÿคฃ

05.02.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only stickers for things and people I wholeheartedly support go on my gigging keyboard. So thankful to have @phasehero.bsky.social represented finally! Gotta spread the good news

05.02.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@2nondoctors.bsky.social regarding todayโ€™s pod, depending on what type of guitar you two are using to learn, humidifiers can be dang near a requirement to keep them from getting damaged by too little humidity ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ™Œ

04.02.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So glad you like it! Np!

28.01.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve listened to this special countless times. Sincerely hope that some day you record like, idk, 5 or 10 more.

28.01.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cat way for sit-up.

24.01.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6677    ๐Ÿ” 865    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

โ€œTerrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.โ€

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

24.01.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60711    ๐Ÿ” 24326    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1315    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1515
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I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.

19.01.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23207    ๐Ÿ” 4311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 224    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65
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Quick sketch inspired by todayโ€™s ep of @2nondoctors.bsky.social

15.01.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Once you go bidet youโ€™ll always want the spray

03.01.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1128    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Check it out โ€“ Santaโ€™s got a new helper this year!

24.12.2024 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5714    ๐Ÿ” 518    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."

18.12.2024 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10429    ๐Ÿ” 452    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 217    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Bye, Buddyyyy
Hope you find yer dad!

18.12.2024 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, Bagel!

14.12.2024 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ty for the reminder! So good

14.12.2024 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
@gnome_anne on threads posted: 

Y'all will never understand the level of DRAMA in a small-town Facebook group.
Someone posted about wanting a harm reduction site for drug users, and a guy replied "we shouldn't be making spaces to enable addicts!" And the poster replied "fine I'll tell Sherry to stop serving you at the pub you go to every day after work. Call your kids, Kyle." IM DEAD

@gnome_anne on threads posted: Y'all will never understand the level of DRAMA in a small-town Facebook group. Someone posted about wanting a harm reduction site for drug users, and a guy replied "we shouldn't be making spaces to enable addicts!" And the poster replied "fine I'll tell Sherry to stop serving you at the pub you go to every day after work. Call your kids, Kyle." IM DEAD

โ€œcall your kids, Kyleโ€ ๐Ÿ’€

14.12.2024 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1781    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Is it ok if I donโ€™t have a face

06.12.2024 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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