Ah yes, as opposed to the <famously> fun-loving laid back right wing. That's why they've got all the best comedians and festivals.
17.02.2026 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@joesimons.bsky.social
Using computers to better understand people. Social psychologist. Bristol to Singapore via Oxford and UNC.
Ah yes, as opposed to the <famously> fun-loving laid back right wing. That's why they've got all the best comedians and festivals.
17.02.2026 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, my objection to the above is that the relevant boundaries are more around the mid-10s
Below 5: Very cold
5-15: Cold, likely need a big coat
15-25: Perfect temperature, jacket at most
25-35: Hot, shorts and short sleeves
Above 35: Well now you are just being silly
Language scaffolding judgment right the way down to basic perception
16.02.2026 09:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0<Wittgenstein-laser-eyes.gif>
16.02.2026 09:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Having lived in both, I am in the odd situation that I can judge the UK temperature in Celsius and the US weather in Fahrenheit but am unable to make any conceptual connection between the two
16.02.2026 09:45 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Frege, appearing from a well:
"How strange. You dismiss our approach to philosophy... and yet you use language to do it"
"Cheezburger" is the new "the"
16.02.2026 07:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Next breakthrough in analytic philosophy comes from Bright's analysis of the underlying logical structure of cat memes
16.02.2026 07:55 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0"This distribution was not censored; the extreme values were merely deplatformed"
16.02.2026 07:52 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0All the rest are ghosts, surely?
16.02.2026 07:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As elves get older, their amount of family baggage increases, and so the length of their Christmas / Thanksgiving / Saturnalia dinners increases (to accommodate the amount of mutual recrimination). Elven elders spend all their time locked in a continuous, tense, passive-aggressive ritual feast.
16.02.2026 07:43 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Yes one is the US and one is the UK and yes correlation is not causation but there's a pretty clear causal hypothesis raised by these two data points
16.02.2026 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chaser
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Shot
16.02.2026 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Obelix [Human Fighter]
Genial and laid back. Undefeatable in combat, immune to spells. Automatically deals 2d10 temporary damage each round; restores once fighting is concluded. Vulnerable to flirtation, public speaking and food-based bribery. Greatest desire - to taste a Potion of Strength.
#OSR
Some drunk woman in her 60s had wedged herself in the doorway of Tesco in the gay village in Birmingham like a cat refusing to get in a box. All four points locked in to stop her husband removing her. In the end a woman off the street lured her out by going βcome on bab, weβll get you some shotsβ
14.02.2026 21:26 β π 56 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Later verses of "Baby It's Cold Outside" got even more weird
14.02.2026 12:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Secretary Rockzo
13.02.2026 03:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0<HP Lovecraft recoils in horror>
13.02.2026 03:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, the summary feels... tangential. I do have some sympathy with the idea that calling all disordered / compulsive / problematic behaviours "addictions" may be counter-productive. However, I don't see how that distinction is relevant to the question of platform culpability in mental health harms.
12.02.2026 11:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, it's a card game. No that's not how I first read it.
12.02.2026 11:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excuse me, what?
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Same! My first thought was "is it by the racecar bed?"
12.02.2026 06:15 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unconfirmed but rumoured: Banksy
12.02.2026 06:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love that this sentence would have made zero sense a decade ago
12.02.2026 06:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"He asserts 'nowhere can you draw a distinction', whereas Cohen (1988) clearly shows you can draw not one by <three> of them"
11.02.2026 10:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Turns out I was not so much "making a ridiculous joke" as accidentally "asserting a Pearsonian concept of causation"
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Always think back to that when people make out it's beyond the scope of a child's mind
10.02.2026 12:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FWIW, as a primary school kid (well before any sense of my own sexuality), I figured out the conceptual possibility of gay people, confirmed their actual existence with an adult, and was quite pleased with the symmetry it gave to the gender dyad
10.02.2026 12:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0