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@joesimons.bsky.social

Using computers to better understand people. Social psychologist. Bristol to Singapore via Oxford and UNC.

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"Dear Dr. Westgate,

We are writing with regard to your application 'Duz size matter? Stikk-mouf dynamics and automatik arboreal evaluayshuns'. We were a little surprised by this departure from your prior work, as well as the 3 page digression on the moral failings of cats"

08.10.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now if she can just find a way to get them to write grant applications...

08.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why do you always check Trending Topics?"

"I'm looking for an obituary"

"An obituary? Those don't go viral"

"The one I'm waiting for will!"

07.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frequent references to Lorgar's <many> failed prior careers

07.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Roboute, I may have committed a little <light> heresy"

07.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cognitive psych, quantitative psych, social psych

07.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A 40k Arrested-Development-style sitcom where the primarchs are portrayed as the spoiled sibling scions of a booming family business

07.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

"Nuanced vision" in the sense it encompassed both killing people <and> breaking things?

07.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

History simply lousy with Those Guys

07.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you ever see Perfect Host? He's underrated as a villan

07.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anticipate getting ever-more use from this post

07.10.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not before David Hyde Pierce gets a shot at it!

07.10.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gritty's evil, shaved cousin

07.10.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That "Did it work for them? No but it might work for us!" meme, except it's an Iron Warrior talking to a Night Lord

07.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paddle-boarding across the Delaware

07.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(which was the connection to your original post)

06.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure it is a position I'd defend, but in awe at how it kicks out supporting struts I hadn't even noticed

06.10.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently without a uni library, so going off now-decades-old memory. Broadly, part of a Wittgenstein-inspired attempt to root social ontology in conversations and conventional rules. His point was variables are in themselves an analytic frame. Probably has been argued by others in sociology.

06.10.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was always partial to Rom Harre's argument that to express things in terms of relationships between variables brings with it a whole set of metaphysical commitments

06.10.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Also, there have been <zero> conserves, jellies or maramalades"

05.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944

04.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7712    πŸ” 1954    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 73
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(Just in case you were in the market for a nickname)

04.10.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Said with affection: she looks like Abbath

04.10.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"But that's trivially true!"
"Ah, so you admit it's true?"

04.10.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No it's the fit statistics. More variance explained is more causal.

04.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. Congress has not authorized the use of military force

03.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up Maggie, I've something I've got to say to you
It's late September and my revision is overdue

01.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Missed that verse in the Rod Stewart song

01.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops didn't see your other thread!

01.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I reading it right that actually fertility bottomed out for people born in the early 50s and has, if anything, rebounded a little since then?

01.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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