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Only if you’re short on time.

Woot! And Joe Rogan is a grade A douche bag.

Anyone who doesn’t live under a rock knows that changes need to be made. But these types of changes? The type of changes where you are essentially eliminating anyone that isn’t from wealth… the type where they will be forever left behind. Fuck you/them/that.

When will this shitshow end? Every day I wake up and find more awful news about what’s being withheld/defunded/eliminated. The worst part about it all is that we will continue dealing the effects of this admin way after his 4 years are done.

I think it rocks that when Democrats win by dramatic margins they’re like “Let’s do a healthcare plan written by the Heritage Foundation and not include a public option” and when Republicans win it’s just 4 years of the Temple of Moloch from Metropolis

She sucks so bad. In every way possible.

It will be made of pure gold. The best gold that’s available.

Live Updates: U.S. Enters War With Iran, Bombing Key Nuclear Sites President Trump announced the United States had struck Fordo, Iran's heavily fortified nuclear facilities, as well as two other sites.

motherfucker gon get us all killed

There is always a tweet.

To liberation. #Juneteenth

Rep. Tom McClintock is so far up Trump’s butt.

Got “disconnected”.

Presented my question and I was told my question was too complicated.

Called into our town hall meeting that the local house rep is hosting. I’m in line to ask to a question. Am I gonna get kicked out?

The Israelis are calling this a "preemptive" strike. Whether you agree or disagree with this attack, these are not - from what we know tonight - "preemptive" strikes. The Israelis are using that word for a reason. Read on. /1

If this is how this administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, to cooks, and to day laborers throughout California and across the country.

We will hold this administration accountable.

Elon is still ick.

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

Learning all about dinosaurs and their names are really trying me. Thank goodness for the internet to teach me how to pronounce them all. If only it could help me remember all of them on demand when my son expects me to know them all!

Yes, Joni, we are all going to die.

But it shouldn't be our SENATORS who are killing us.

Here’s the thing, if they are picking up folks working in the country illegally, I’m going to need to see some white guys also being arrested for employing people working illegally in the country.

Otherwise, it’s just racism.

“halp halp i’m a white pissbaby whose every whim isn’t being indulged”

“we’re on it ma’am”

I hate the current administration. So much.

The GOP was supposed to cut through the deficit. Instead they’re slashing our social safety net while ballooning our debt.

When it hit Tapper that he lost his audience, he pivoted hard right to save the sales. He’s now appearing on Megyn Kelley and groveling to the Trumps. It’s so sad what people will do for a little bit of money.

The worst drivers are those that drive Teslas. They drive me bonkers with slamming on breaks to change lanes on the freeway and hogging all the lanes going 50mph when the speed limit is 65mph and you can’t pass them.

Honestly, if you offered potential new parents a choice between $5,000 or European-style paid family leave (which I believe is anywhere from 12 weeks to 16 months, depending on the country), not sure many would choose the $5k.

Any moderately competent historian could have told you this is always where it was going to lead

AOC: I heard that someone was flying a plane with a banner that said this is Trump country… It sure don’t look like it today.

I don’t think this is Trump country. This is our country.