@delphijunkie.bsky.social
Software developer, family man, Playstation junkie, and headbanger since ages ago. Amateur guitar torturer. The only thing more progressive than my politics is my music taste. Gluten is my kryptonite. He/him.
Sending this to the Beehive...
Christopher Luxon electrified his vehicles before they implemented their FUEL LOCKDOWNS, WHAT DID HE KNOW.
Robin Williams once said "Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them."
It’s no joke though.
National aren’t going to like this. They were very confused by the COVID traffic light system. 🤔 #nzpol
Not intentionally
Really struck by how awful a Christian Luxon is. Would Jesus have implemented "move on" policies for the homeless? While owning seven houses?? I'm an agnostic/atheist but I feel like I've got a better handle on what JC was about than our avowed Christian PM.
Only in the right-wing-o'sphere where Mike Hosking lives and breathes does the unreliable security of oil equal an indictment of renewable energy.
I know he's paid to be ignorant but this is like a whole new level of not getting it.
AGAIN?! SHEESH! How many naps do you need!
I see those as synonyms. 🤷♂️
Disclaimer: not a grammar nerd
So you're saying we can fix this economy by deploying some garlic cloves and holy water?
Yeah, nah. That didn’t take.
I have deployed food as a distraction.
BB-8 is in mortal danger. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
Because we all need more positivity in our timelines at the moment...
Ok let's do it: "Can this be a solution?" A thread.
<taps recyclable headline> #nzpol
RE-upping this because its a rugby ball.
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Yeah, that is certainly A LOOK
Today I am at the hospital (not me this time) and in the next cubicle there's an old guy with a head injury, so they did a cognitive impairment test including "who is the Prime Minister?"
He gives a chuckle and says "Luxon, but not for much longer" and the nurses go "well your mind seems to be ok"
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
She was lethargic for the first day or two, but now FULL KITTEN STEAM AHEAD
You had me at "gluten free churro cafe".
Also, you can get free reign of Eden Park if you're willing to pay for it.
I really should get myself a less lazy pair programming buddy.
This happens so much that RNZ should consider using recyclable headlines at this point. #nzpol
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Can this be a solution?
I think I may have cracked it
is this a solution?
BREAKING NEWS: KITTEN LOOKING CUTE WHILE TROTTING WITH FAVOURITE TOY
Bro, you've really gotta start live streaming this shit.