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Moe Szyslak

@thatguymoe.bsky.social

Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce? Not affiliated with FOX or Matt Groening #MVRP #SimpsonsRP Mun and muse are 18+. LEWD & Minors DNI Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social

68 Followers  |  86 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2025  |  1.7136

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TW: Disturbing content

13.07.2025 18:07 — 👍 2    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 2
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WHY AM I IN THIS MESS???

10.07.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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PISS OFF, TURTLE

10.07.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Hey everyone. CappyKid here. AGAIN.

Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.

I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…

Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.

(Continued…)

03.07.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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“ Dis is a private room. We got private. . . uh, eyes. We been. . . investigatin' you. ”

🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤

“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”

03.07.2025 18:23 — 👍 47    🔁 47    💬 0    📌 0
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒕 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒔, 𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏, 𝑭𝒂𝒚𝒐𝒍𝒂.

#SFWRP #OCRP #MVRP #RPSKY

02.07.2025 03:05 — 👍 6    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”

03.07.2025 20:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#UNDERTALERP / #DELTARUNERP / #BSKYRP / #MVRP

26.06.2025 22:53 — 👍 102    🔁 103    💬 1    📌 0

Delete your Twitter account

21.06.2025 10:43 — 👍 254    🔁 49    💬 18    📌 6

“Barney got into the beer again. He’s on the timeout chair.”

03.07.2025 18:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“That’d be nice. Thank you.”

03.07.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
You are good enough. Actually, you're probably overqualified, but let's stay humble here.

You are good enough. Actually, you're probably overqualified, but let's stay humble here.

03.07.2025 15:27 — 👍 541    🔁 161    💬 3    📌 1

Name: Bunger

Age: Bunger

Species: Bunger

Bunger: Bunger

02.02.2025 09:51 — 👍 12    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

“Believe me, pal. I had to hire some chicks to attract more customers, but that didn’t last very long. They found another bar outside of Springfield to advertise.”

03.07.2025 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Okay, kid. Now you’re just tryna piss me off.”

03.07.2025 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“The hell you think I was doing?”

03.07.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

//Im fuckin dead man

03.07.2025 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Blame my washin’ machine. It’s been acting up for years.”

03.07.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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//LE YOINKADOO

03.07.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢... 𝙸𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍? 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢. 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?

03.04.2025 21:02 — 👍 30    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 0
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pauline didn’t get that many outfits in mkw so let’s draw her some!

02.07.2025 20:57 — 👍 675    🔁 161    💬 13    📌 1

“Your eyes say otherwise, pal.”

03.07.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Hey! Weed is good, okay?”

03.07.2025 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Oh shit. A chimpanzee with anger issues.”

03.07.2025 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Yeah, but can’t you read the sign? NO OME UNDER 18 ALLOWED. Now go find an ice cream truck or something.”

03.07.2025 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Somebody kill me. I’ve seen enough.”

03.07.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But I think something's wrong with me. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently.

28.05.2025 01:33 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

“Disney? More like Disrespectful.”

03.07.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters."

The Lich has come to spread Malice.

02.07.2025 22:53 — 👍 20    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 2
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mike wazowski and sulley from monsters inc standing next to each other ALT: mike wazowski and sulley from monsters inc standing next to each other

"You don't need to study Scaring; you just do it!"

Sully has come to scare!

02.07.2025 17:12 — 👍 28    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 0

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