Alien Jawbone

Alien Jawbone

@alien-jawbone.bsky.social

“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” ― Robert A. Heinlein #Science #Atheist 🎯 Rancho Malario, FL

1,156 Followers 1,330 Following 189 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Elon Musk’s Father Accused of Child Sexual Abuse

Elon Musk has spent the past year obsessing over Pakistani child-rape gangs in the UK.

Meanwhile, allegedly, in his own immediate family:

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A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.

But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.

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Hey MAGA dummies,

He's treading on you.

Wake the hell up.

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Trump’s Fate SEALED as Meadows Drops Explosive Testimony LIVE YouTube video by Players Unlimited - Media

Trump’s Fate SEALED as Meadows Drops Explosive Testimony LIVE - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwu...

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A Final Indignity: Cuomo's White Ford Bronco Got a Parking Ticket Thanks to an eagle-eyed New Yorker, who saw the car illegally parked outside of the ex-gov's Sutton Place apartment on Wednesday, and reported it to 311.

To be sure, @hellgatenyc.com has had our differences with the Cuomo campaign.

But when Rich Azzopardi told us this story was Pulitzer material, we took it to heart.

As Hell Gate's finance chair, I have signed off on the $75 prize nomination fee.

Now we wait.

hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...

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Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger taking a selfie together

Good morning to these future governors!

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THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!

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I guess the plan to have Mike Johnson lie in shutdown press conferences every day for 3 weeks didn’t work out.

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GOP: I can't believe Dems are trying to stop us from taking away your healthcare. Just for that, no food for you.

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Its official now

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imagine getting disowned, evicted, and made a commoner all in one go

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ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR

PLATO

GREEK PHILOSOPHER 428-347 B.C.
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Very normal, Christian behavior for a grieving widow and a man married to an Indian Hindu American who publicly said he wants her to change her religion.

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ICE ICE BARBIE

*no animals were shot in the face in the making of this meme

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A detail of a panel from an issue of the comic Blood Type, written by Corinne Bechcko and drawn by Andrea Sorrentino. It shows a woman in Victorian dress in silhouette who is saying, “When I’m reading I feel . . . free. What can you possibly offer that’s better?”

Good morning, friends!

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thehill.com State employees fired over Charlie Kirk posts inundate courts

State employees fired over Charlie Kirk posts inundate courts

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He wants to blow up the entire earth to hide the Epstein files now?

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My kingdom for…

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Mike Johnson is starving kids to protect Epstein pariahs.
I assume he is one himself.
One fricking guy causing so much misery.
Let's go karma

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👇👇

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Next time a Republican claims this is a “Democrat Shutdown,” they should be reminded that Russell Vought, the president’s top budget adviser, encouraged the GOP in Congress to shut down the government because it’s easier to dismantle the government when it is closed. He's on record liking shutdowns.

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Minneapolis woman’s killing exposes gaps in how police investigate domestic violence In the aftermath of a brutal assault, department leaders failed to assign an investigator to Mariah Samuels’ case. That’s not uncommon.

Mariah Samuels should be alive today. MPD leadership is so callous and unaccountable that we can’t even get a “We messed up. We will do better next time” from their leadership. Instead, we have MPD leadership blaming everyone else

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I know, weird, right?

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