Oxnard Mantalvo

Oxnard Mantalvo

@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social

I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts. Mostly medical puns.

640 Followers 738 Following 2,844 Posts Joined Feb 2024
7 hours ago

Thighs all the way and do not quote skeet this out of context

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8 hours ago

I got absolutely shredded by one of my MS committee members for something I deserved to get shredded for, and the improvement that had in how I synthesized my research was integral in being considered a real peer and not just someone who can regurgitate a bunch of facts.

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8 hours ago

Well now I gotta ask how a sledge is different from a hammer or a mallet and what other terminology is out there for "stuff you slam into other stuff"

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8 hours ago

Bet that sociology PhD (assuming this isn't just booster bs) is gonna have a hell of a time defending something they didn't write or analyze to their dissertation committee.

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11 hours ago

Imagine how much you'd get dragged by your dissertation committee when you can't even recall like 90% of what you say you wrote.

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15 hours ago

It evolved specifically to make us all smile but the common ancestor of the replier killed them all off.

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17 hours ago

Expandable memory, replaceable battery, had a infrared transmitter so you could control your TV...

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1 day ago

What a bummer. I've been waiting for so long for Honda or Toyota to start selling a full EV in the US but all we got so far was Honda rebadging the Chevy Blaze EV.

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1 day ago

And wow a lot of those comments are very salty at all the wrong people, too.

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1 day ago

And criminal investigations now are already god awful with very little remedies for false arrests and detentions.

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1 day ago

Really, any soldier who's fired an a-salt rifle

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1 day ago
Tweet from Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz:
Justice has been done.

I welcome the decision of the Chief Military Prosecutor, Major General Itai Ofir, to close the Sde Teiman cases against IDF soldiers and to cancel the indictment against them.

This trial was born in sin by the previous Military Advocate General, using a blood libel against IDF soldiers and criminal investigation methods, and I am glad that justice has been done and the trial has been canceled.

The role of the IDF's legal system is to protect and safeguard IDF soldiers who engage heroically in war against cruel monsters, and not the rights of the terrorists of Hamas.

I am convinced that the decision will lead to a new path.

The Defense Minister of Israel says it was "blood libel" to go after Israeli soldiers caught on camera raping a Palestinian.

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1 day ago

*turns on the brain tap*
*empty again*
*openly wonders why anyone pays money for this*

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1 day ago

I remember asking a blacksmith friend about ball peens and he showed me how they were used to manually set rivets. Of course, it took me 4x as long to copy his work when I tried.

I didn't even know what the other two were called, let alone that they were different kinds of peen.

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1 day ago

*immature, buffoonish snorting and suppressed guffawing*

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1 day ago

"I would like to offer a rebuttal." *pulls Holiday Inn Express card from my wallet*

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1 day ago

Are a lot of things going sideways for you today? πŸ¦€

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2 days ago
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I'm trying to get Orsons vet trip and meds covered so I'm offering some simple $50 dollar ink drawing slots. $10 shipping if you want it sent to you. You can DM me or write a brief prompt on Kofi.

ko-fi.com/killskerry

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2 days ago
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ART FOR SALE
I was going through my art supply closet looking for something and found these 4x10 wooden panel paintings just chilling?? I thought I had sold them? Anyway, I'm trying to pay for Orsons vet visit, so DM if you're interested.

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2 days ago
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One of the founders of the boycott wrote on Facebook that this article is total BS

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2 days ago

Today in "The Kids are Alright": I had a student in tutorial that had gotten a free hat from an AI company. They peeled off the logo and were embroidering a nice mountain scene in its place.

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2 days ago

Kyra and her crew did it!! Everyone who stood up and told Buzzfeed no did it! This proves we have collective power and need to stand up to AI in art and animation whenever possible.

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2 days ago

Did your vet put him on the liquid or the tabs?

Glad it's manageable and he'll be back to his old self soon, but it kinda stinks it's one of those twice daily meds he just has to keep taking.

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2 days ago

I still plan to teach my kiddos how to properly handle the real thing once they're old enough (right now it's just practicing basic firearm safety with nerf guns), but they're tools of death that demand expertise and caution, not social status toys for keyboard warriors.

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2 days ago

Interesting timing right as Minnesota anti-ICE Target boycott is just starting to get organized.

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2 days ago

A lot of that seems like it comes from a more general hate/distrust for the NYT than for Bouie or his writing.

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4 days ago

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

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2 days ago

Still amazed that my dad, who has unwittingly pointed a loaded gun at me, and refused to speak to my brother for 3 months for implying that maybe a football team's mascot was racist, unironically mocks women for being too inexperienced and emotional to be political leaders.

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2 days ago

I dont know enough to speculate how that happened in other countries that also saw concurrent declines in smoking, though.

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2 days ago

There were also things like higher cigarette taxes and public health awareness that the tobacco settlements paid for, so I think a lot of Americans were basically coerced to change their behaviors just by making smoking a lot more expensive and inconvenient.

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