“I move in silence” I say before opening up my phone and trauma vomiting all over the internet
Down bad dissociating at the gym
Sorry I didn’t text back I was busy convincing myself that my last text was so off putting that you definitely hate me now
I’m actually really smart I just have 124 tabs open in my brain at all times and it causes the system to crash a lot.
Team repeated something I heard or saw online and everyone bursts out laughing because it didn’t mean what I thought it meant and/or was socially inappropriate
I am but what I am. And I am a sleepy girl.
If I seemed “normal” in our conversation that wasn’t me- that was my designated masking goblin and I won’t remember anything we talked about.
I’ve never let a single thing go in my life and am not about to start.
I am, unfortunately, not “just an ordinary girl”. I am five raccoons hiding in a trench coat
Body: I have to pee
Brain: no you don’t
Bladder: no like I really gotta pee
Brain: how about we doom scroll, would that help?
Bladder: please I-
Brain: shhhhhh, just watch the TikToks
Other content creators: what are your “rates”? I never know what to ask companies to pay me for posts showcasing their products.
I own a lot of sweats for someone who will only wear the same pair of sweats for years on end.
Just saw a video saying I should wash my pillows and I’m trying to survive the collapse of a society rn SORRY if I don’t have time to put my pillows into the washer
I’ve spent years taming the unhinged unhealed version of me but I think she’s about to make a comeback tour 2025
Happy TikTok is back but also absolutely livid that I have to be a pawn in this billionaire corporation game
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Woke up this morning and tried to scroll and couldn’t and not my autism is freaking out but that’s OKAY. It wasn’t just an app- we can be upset
It is later than it was earlier. Follow me for more wisdom
I bring a “time isn’t real so the idea of New Year’s resolutions is obsolete” vibe to January 1st that most people don’t appreciate
Fast and furious movies appeal to two demographics: nerds who wish they could live that life and dads that dont pay child support
I’m trying to be like Ekko in timebomb but unfortunately life wants me to be Jayce
I don’t wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday. I wanna sleep.
My brain cells are not prepared for work tomorrow
“You don’t seem autistic”. Ah yes before we start this conversation can you please pass me my fidget, let’s move away from the fridge because the humming is making my bones shake, and be aware I’m going to pace while we talk and look at your forehead so it appears I’m making eye contact.
Just saw a video of a sea turtle spitting out a worm and smacking it because it didn’t like the taste and that’s the exact type of vibe I’m trying to bring when I’m eating
Waking up with a headache is such a betrayal. I gave my body 8 hours of sleep and it repays me with pain?!
If you like your sootcase you might also tie your shooolace on Tooosday before you go to school now
Having an oura ring as an autistic person is wild cause I’ll be like “I actually think I had a pretty chill day” and my ring will be like “the fuck you didn’t”
If I tell you I want a pet raccoon and you try to use logic with me about how destructive they are we can never be friends. Support my crazy ideas. Ride or die- tell me you’ll get a pet possum so my raccoon has a friend
