Ryan

Ryan

@theryanbrown.bsky.social

If you're MAGA, eat a dick. 80-grade height AKA @dadbodtees on Egon’s hellsite

603 Followers 319 Following 623 Posts Joined Sep 2023
11 minutes ago

they MUST yell “hi-YAH!” while doing it, just like Miss Piggy

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2 hours ago

High winds today in Chicago

Feels like something they should’ve warned me about before I came here

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2 hours ago

well….. yeah

we knew that

the video is pretty good though

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10 hours ago
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Baseball is the BEST

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12 hours ago
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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

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11 hours ago

Freaking Rudy Goebert ruining everything

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11 hours ago

goddamn he’s a fucking king

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12 hours ago
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"That was unbelievable, huh? You're welcome USA"
Vinnie Pasquantino

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12 hours ago

♥️♥️♥️

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12 hours ago
a cherry stem tied into a knot without the use of my fingers

still got it

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12 hours ago
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33 years ago today, Mr. Burns hired a group of strike-breakers — “the kind they had in the ‘30s.”

“Last Exit to Springfield” first aired on March 11, 1993.

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12 hours ago
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12 hours ago

Reminder that the accordian hands are his liar’s tell

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12 hours ago

this is ALSO a very good Manhattan - but this time it’s at a jazz club so it’s like 14% better

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13 hours ago

Three shots of espresso at this time of day and Vinnie Pasquantino may never sleep again

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13 hours ago

Vinni3

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Vinnie Vidi Vici

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13 hours ago

PUT AN ESPRESSO MACHINE IN THE FUCKING DUGOUT IMMEDIATELY @royals.com

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13 hours ago

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

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13 hours ago

Rad

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13 hours ago

Siri how do you un-eat a pizza

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16 hours ago

With gas prices (and everything else) being so freakin high selling feet pics ain't looking so bad

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14 hours ago

That was one of the best throws from a catcher I’ve seen in a long time

Absolute DOT

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14 hours ago

When scheduling an international tournament, i like to make sure most of the games overlap with each other and air on different services, making it impossible to watch all the matches.

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14 hours ago

Announcer said that Italy has the 6-7 hitters coming up, and the middle schooler didn’t even notice. We’ve turned a corner.

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14 hours ago

Jac with ANOTHER walk.

And a stolen base????

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14 hours ago

guys i gotta say i am REALLY excited about Jac this year

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14 hours ago

still thinking about stupid mark derosa is. that's an all time managerial fail like he should never be allowed to be around or discuss baseball again

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14 hours ago

After reviewing the Team Italy roster, they are basically like if Team USA was interesting and fun.

Come back later for more of my expert analysis.

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