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@theryanbrown.bsky.social

If you're MAGA, eat a dick. 80-grade height AKA @dadbodtees on Egon’s hellsite

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Karoline Leavitt just cited the Iran Hostage Crisis (1979) and the Beirut barracks bombings (1983) as evidence of the "threat" posed by Iran now, in 2026

04.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 365    🔁 99    💬 38    📌 26

Gas prices up!

04.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Just better at your job than your dad was at his

04.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See how stupid it looks and sounds?

04.03.2026 17:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100%

If we could get a game wrecker on defense though (Rueben Bain), that would be tempting.

04.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

04.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 5570    🔁 1118    💬 95    📌 51

Trade the #9 this year and the 3rd-round pick this year to move up to draft Rueben Bain

04.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which receiver?

I would love Tate from Ohio State. I'm not sold on Tyson from USC yet (injuries)

04.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 3137    🔁 738    💬 17    📌 14

Exceptional, really

Chiefs get to reload/rebuild this year and let some crappy contracts (*cough* CJ95 *cough*) expire and get back to business in 2027.

04.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 34    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I just go "one Mississippi.....two Mississippi.....three Mississippi...."

04.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Omaha wildin' again

04.03.2026 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

COOL I DIDN’T FEEL LIKE SLEEPING TONIGHT AWESOME THANKS

04.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Obligatory

04.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 1382    🔁 287    💬 42    📌 7

Girl got primaried into the Phantom Zone

04.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

04.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

Guys #WBC live experience in two days. Stay tuned for the deep insider updates about what that girl in the bathroom was wearing and how cold the beers are.

04.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How I arrived on bluesky

04.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On Election Day, I usually settle in with Chinese food and good bourbon - but I’ve never done it on a primary night.

I think that changes tonight.

04.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He has his favorite bed in front of his “TV” (what we call when he wants the front door open) and a space heater next to him.

Living his absolute best life.

03.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

remember when you guys were actual journalists

03.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

God no wonder you can't afford to keep printing your shitty newspaper in this city

03.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

What are you getting?

Or is it a surprise?

03.03.2026 13:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I dunno man. I’m excited about havin this fly ass motherfucker on my team.

03.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I don't understand how some days, I can live on the fewest calories imaginable, and other times, my stomach is main character.

It's gotta be hormones.

03.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
the world’s most perfect tattoo

the world’s most perfect tattoo

i think it might be time to get my first tattoo

03.03.2026 03:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Incredible Facebook Marketplace post

03.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 26    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah, that ear never took a bullet

03.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0