Elle Kaye

Spouses display strange behaviors and one day everything can change in an instant. I watched mine use a piece of bread as a napkin once. Then, he ate it. I could feel my soul leave my body. I ruminate on it more often than I care to remember.

It’s not easy being anti-purse. Every time I try, my shoulder punishes me for it and it’s total misery. I haven’t seen my medical card in weeks but I’m saving a lot of money and started writing essays so maybe it’s for the best.

Ha! I guess that was another way to read it. That’s awesome. Do you like it? I use the corner of my Carmex tube. Among so many other things but that one has been my go-to recently.

Shit for brains.

Right fucking meow.

Taylor’s entire discography felt like it was written about my mother wound when we were no contact. She’s fire and I’m earth. It gets wild from time to time.

Well, that certainly got Sascha Riley’s name to stop trending now, didn’t it? How about we get back to releasing those Epstein files?

Insane that you should even have to ask.

Just one? I was wondering if I’m supposed to report these to my therapist. Are they important details that I should be sharing or just my little “ticks” as I’ve always called them?

Shattered. I followed you on tiktok and always enjoyed the fantasy that you and so many of the Gaylors with your creative minds did such interesting and inspiring jobs. So sad to hear you’re just like us. You’ve managed to put yourself out there in a way to become something of a showgirl yourself.

Unhinged is my favorite hinge. My new therapist is brand new so I’m still doggy paddling but I feel optimistic. She seems pretty solid and she engages, which is everything to me. I love a yapper.

Well, if you must know, I LOVE THERAPY! It’s so good. I love the homework assignments, I love the accountability, I love learning new things about the psychology of the world that raised me. You guys are the best. It’s totally like dating though. Definitely gotta swipe left once in a while.

This is always a no skip. Lightning in a bottle right here.

Time for his soup and nap.

So lucky. The younger generation has taught me so much about boundaries and self acceptance. I’m forever grateful.

I love following the Gaylor community. You all keep my middle aged heart feeling so young and free.

Barf. You can smell them all through the screen. They’re repellent.

I remember watching this at 10 years old in my flowered jammies alone. Silently with zero discussion after, and that sums up growing up as a gen-x kid.

Good morning members of the perimenopause community! I’m enjoying the scent of perm solution with my morning coffee. Hope everyone else is basking in the warm delight of burning electrical wires, sulfur, and whatever fresh hell their bodies are creating on this fine January day.

Perfect. He can jam it into that mouth if his that looks like an open cash till. Every time he speaks all I can see is an open cash register just yammering away.

This was so well done. I hope she gets to see this. To be seen like this is a treasure. She seems like a really fascinating and lovely person.

There we go. Glad to see he’s still a piece of shit. Didn’t want people getting too soft on him. He’ll has his trashy audience back in no time.

The upside of getting older and wearing glasses is the tall lavender flower on the right side looks like she’s checking out those plum tomatoes and kind of throwing her hip in a come hither sort of way. This is a fun one to enjoy.

If the world was a nicer place, that could’ve ended with the John Hamm dance scene.

I’d rather wake up with my head stapled to the floor.

A photo of the moon with a rust colored hue on the right side and a blue haze surrounding it with two bright stars that shine like beauty marks on a face nearby.

My son took an interest in astronomy during the pandemic and I got him a telescope to look at the sky. He would teach me about the solar system and it intrigued and terrified me. He took this photo and I was so proud of what he captured with his eye. I try to focus on the beauty when I remember to.

Heat, winter, rain, seltzer water, cheese?, working out, lack of sleep, alcohol, high dosage thc, .05 hrt, eye contact, oxygen.

“I just play one awkwardly on a sofa in front of the press.”