frogather

you explode, like krillin fighting frieza

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

who up glorping they schlorp

then we need to make out. sorry, i don't make the rules

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

we live in a world where people can't afford a studio flat on minimum wage, where people are getting arrested, or worse, MURDERED for THINKING of committing a crime, and where our world's richest are more interested in making dick rockets; but sure, queer people are the problem

kit kat chunky > kit kat

screenshot of a tweet from: lizard @StockLizardKing Woman logic image is hottie vs creepy workplace meme top is luigi saying i literally murdered someone & the lady coworker says “that’s so sweet”; bottom is RFK jr saying “food companies are poisoning us” & lady coworker is saying “bigot! wacko conspiracy theorist!”

thank u weird crypto bro for making women look even more based

wanted posters on a light post taken at night of Steve Nelson, president of Aetna, David Joyner, president & CEO of CVS Health. Both feature photos of the execs with three bullets labeled DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE detailing the wrongs of the healthcare industry (but not legible enough in the picture to transcribe). “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Wanted posters of Marianne Lake, Denis Coleman, Brian Moynihan, Robin Vince in similar format as others, on a wall.

Wanted poster of Brian Thompson with an X through his photo featuring the same bulleted text as the others. “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Communique: On Wednesday morning over thirty CEOs will gather at the Conrad hotel for the second day of the Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference to discuss how they can become richer by extracting wealth, time, and energy from the working class from all over the world. To welcome them, anon actionists put up wanted posters of the leeches attending the conference, including Martin Smalls of Black Rock, Robin Vince of BNY Mellon, Denis Coleman of Goldman Sachs, and of course, Brian Thompson, the former CEO of United Healthcare. These CEOs run companies that control trillions of dollars by stealing money, time, and labor from the working class. Do they care about the problems of poverty, homelessness, and injustice at these conferences? No, and their actions are violent. Health insurance companies (like financial services companies) don’t provide us with anything useful - they only limit our access to healthcare. Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class.

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

i would like 3 bagels and a large bowl of chicken noodle soup… like a good jew

Thoughts?

everyday it becomes more and more tempting to start being a content creator just to live

noticing a common theme lately of people not grasping the implications for supposedly "silly" or frivolous research. We are talking about optimizing space and mobility in common, fixed conditions. Who's to say this couldn't spin off into applied physics, design, hell even medicine

i hope everyone knows that i care a lot about zoology and genetics.

anyway, here's a fruit fly that got genetically engineered to have eyes on its legs

ok guys, now that we know that it works, can we start killing more CEOs?

Don't say it didn't work

they should replace CEOs with fuckable furry robots

i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell

Star Trek Deep Space Nine characters Garak talking to Bashir, their speech is screenshots of tumblr replies Garak says: Don't forget to do an anarchy today Bashir: Don't tell me what to do Garak: that's the spirit

4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a yellow guy. Panel 1: Red guy: How can you be smiling when a man has been shot dead? Panel 2: Yellow guy: His company policies denied vital medical care to those who needed it. He profited off the death and misery of thousands of vulnerable people Panel 3: Yellow guy produces a white sheet of paper and says: Here’s a photo of him while he was doing it Panel 4: Yellow guy is holding a photo of a man with a huge smile on his face

here’s a comic about smiling

Please.

if you're upset at people celebrating brian thompson's death, think of it as the trolley problem.

if you're still mad afterwards then you're just an asshole

Morning

Barstool Sports tweet about Haliey Welch’s meme coin and how it ripped a bunch of people off who now want her in jail.

Listen, if you trusted the sloppy blowjob girl to make you rich, you need to be confined away from society too.

dawg at least be creative