Kevin

This literally makes me sick to my stomach. What the fuck man

Missed most of the match yesterday - sounds like could've been three points but happy with the one. We continue to more than hold our own against established prem sides. Most wouldn't have had us in the top half at *any point* in the season - to be top four after 10 matchdays is unreal. Ha'way man

Had another good goal for Minnesota last night. Wish Sunderland could've kept him, think there's a really quality player in there that will make it back to Europe sooner rather than later.

Still kinda wish Sunderland had held onto Nectar but unfortunately he was a victim of their own success. Thrilled to see him thriving in Minnesota tho.

Sunderland owner Kyril Louis Dreyfus says his club are targeting a top 10 Premier League finish: “The stats showed that unless we do anything extraordinary (in the transfer window) we go back to down to The Championship. And fortunately we were able to conclude many of the transfers we wanted to. We have signed a team of new players. We didn’t have a budget as such. But the great start can affect what we do in the January transfer window a little bit, definitely. We are preparing for all scenarios but hopefully we will be going into he January window with a top 10 finish in mind and will prepare and execute the transfer window to give us the best chance.”

"We are preparing for all scenarios but hopefully we will be going into he January window with a top 10 finish in mind and will prepare and execute the transfer window to give us the best chance.”

Let's get carried away, man.

"They are walking on the Wear; they are sinking in the Tyne" is an all time great call. What a day that was.

(obviously they "haven't made any decisions yet" but just considering this is such a slap in the face to the 200 people that still care)

So they're really gonna just continue to lean into alienating all of their fans that actually give a shit about the team. Bold strategy, etc etc

❤️ IT'S MATCHDAY...

Back at home for Monday night football 😍👊

It sure is a beautiful Sunday morning.

Youtube TV really gonna fuck around and get cancelled, these constant contract disputes are ridiculous. TWENTY (20!) channels this time??

Am I really gonna open up a Costco membership just to buy these? The answer may surprise you!

That pull quote says it all. Fans of other teams talking about how our expectations are getting too high and how much they'll enjoy our eventual comedown don't get it - we have been living in the moment for the past 6 months, the only expectations right now are to never know what to expect next!

I will still be over the moon with survival, just to be clear!

I AGREE IT IS EXTREMELY COOL AND FUN

HAWAY THE FUCKIN LADSSSS

Sheffield Wednesday placed in administration, set for 12-point deduction Wednesday will now fall to minus six points after 11 games of the Championship season.

Sheffield Wednesday are in administration

Without structural reform this stuff will keep happening - it is yet another sign English football needs to get its house in order and move clubs away from owner reliance

Analysis w/Phil Buckingham and @mjslater.bsky.social

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Textbook moving screen smfh gotta get your feet set my guy

And that really fucking sucks, because some of the best friends I've made since moving to the DMV almost 10 years ago were because of this team and the community around it. It's not even about them being bad on the field - we've shown up for plenty of bad teams. It's so much more than that now.

Not breaking any new ground here but the culture around the club is dead. Without being on X, the Everything App, I don't hear about them at all without seeking out info. I didn't watch the Spoon Off™️ on Decision Day present by Audi. I didn't go to the last home game. I just don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The strongest possible rebuke I can give DCU as an org is: this is the exact kind of thing I would've gotten mad online about in the past and now? I honestly just don't care anymore (no shade to the RFKR guys, obviously). That statement would've been unfathomable coming from me even 5 years ago.

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Finally got a chance to watch this - so many good bits, but the basketball bit might be my favorite. youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU?...

Thinking about enchiladas for dinner tonight

Proud non-profit professional married to a physician assistant here 🙋‍♂️ can confirm, it's pretty great. Although she no longer makes multiples of my salary which is nice, just in a "we have a dependent and I feel like I'm contributing" kind of way.

This is best news of the year but also why is everything so god damn expensive I need thisssss 😩😩😩

Pawn Stars meme superimposed with DC United's logo and a picture of their shit-for-brains owner Jason Levien with the words "Best I can do is two first half red cards and one of the most boring games in MLS history"

Washington Spirit: Putting in dominating performances and scoring stoppage time winners this weekend on their way to yet another playoff appearance as top-3 seed.

DC United:

Are Penn State’s players quiet quitting what the hell is happening

Screenshot of a tweet from Transfer News Live with the text: 🚨 Jobe Bellingham's father is still unhappy with his son's playing time under Niko Kovac at Dortmund. ⚫️🟡 He's played just 167 minutes across 5 Bundesliga games so far this season. (Source: BILD) 📅 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: In August, Bellingham's parents were banned from the Dortmund dressing room after storming in to confront the manager over substituting Jobe.

I really do hope Jobe goes on to be a star (and think he still will) but this might be the single best "sold at exactly the right time" one of my teams has ever had.