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19 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ she/her | willamette '27 | @americansocceranalysis.com and elsewhere | creator of @mls/nwsl/uslstat, ASA VizHub | views my own ๐Ÿ”— catabush.com ๐ŸŒฑ cafe.catabush.com

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Beautiful piece. Go bulldogs.

01.11.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me. I want it.

31.10.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like losing control/freaking out about something. One might also say you were โ€œtweakingโ€

31.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legendary crash out from Evan here

30.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know itโ€™s mostly jokes and stuff, and I agree that Harvey shouldnโ€™t be using chatgpt to help her coach in any capacity, but I donโ€™t think it does anyone any good to pretend that thatโ€™s actually what happened rather than her messing around in the offseason and going, โ€œoh, yeah, back 5. good idea"

30.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think @jrduncans.bsky.social was first to it on the xOG Discord, which btw, sign up for the discord!

30.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"read this goddamn json properly or i will deactivate your server."

30.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this quote. Learn more about @americansocceranalysis.com' foray into club consulting along with how MNUFC is using us to help with recruiting in this article from Joe and @backheeled.com.

I love club conversations and want to help. Reach out and tell us what is important to you this offseason.

29.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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where does genius end and pretension begin? - Cat Cafรฉ a walnut or a puzzle

great post! I'm loving @catabush.com's writing on poetry & this is maybe my favorite post so far, getting at how language works differently in rhymed vs free verse, memorization and mystification, finding balance in felt pleasure vs puzzleโ€ฆ

29.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they turned the lights off halfway into warmups for a big playoff game when i was team manager of our girls' team in hs

29.10.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everyone has a traumatic marymoor experience

29.10.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2025 end of season fan survey Voice your opinions on the quality of play in Major League Soccer, the television product, the proposed calendar shift and more!

It's time for my favorite piece of content we do every year: our fan survey.

This year, we're collaborating with over 20 independent outlets to try and get it out to as many people as we can! If you have even a passing interest in Major League Soccer, could you take a minute and fill this out?

28.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

just hugged a llama who is apparently famous for attending blm and no kings protests???

28.10.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

baseball isnโ€™t a real sport

28.10.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EIGHTEEN INNINGS??

28.10.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œthe stars alignedโ€ ass pass network

28.10.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

first thing I noticed was no dark mode icon โ˜น๏ธ

27.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Willamette Womenโ€™s+ Rugby could field a 10s team of trans/nb players. But thatโ€™s not what Eddy wants. What Eddy wants is to target the people she deems threatening: trans women and, disproportionately, black women.

If we had to field a team that fit Eddyโ€™s definitions, it would just be me.

27.10.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The level of delusion here is maddening. You can tell she just like doesnโ€™t consider nonbinary or trans masc people.

27.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the average age of the #USWNT starting XI on thursday was 26.5. today's average age is 21.6.

26.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

jaedyn backheel assist we are cooking

26.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats, Carlon!! Come on yanited!

26.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very proud to share that Iโ€™ll soon be starting a new chapter as Lead Performance Analyst with Manchester United Women.

Extremely honored to be a part of an iconic club and excited to contribute to such a fantastic set of players and staff.

Canโ€™t wait to get going! ๐Ÿ”ดโšซ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ป

26.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

exactly, "find more leftist candidates" doesn't mean go with the first one even if he used to be a nazi

26.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the whole "dead internet theory" stuff is really blown out of proportion imo (at least in terms of how people apply that theory). that being said, in our probably not too distant future we will see companies build bots to pose as users recommending their products for LLM injection purposes.

26.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just read a linkedin post about a company "organically building" reddit threads about their products to influence LLMs so that they would recommend that product more in the future. RIP reddit 2025

26.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the pinnatifida I have just above the water level isn't growing vertical and is instead growing from the center (think like a succulent). and then, when i was doing my water change today, i find a runner THAT WENT UNDERNEATH THE HARDSCAPE, INTO THE WATER, AND BACK OUT AGAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE

26.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notes on the tank:

- HC Cuba is real susceptible to algae and grows slowly BUT is bouncing back against all odds
- buce v anubias is like small dog v big dog meme. all of my buce has been wimpy af
- holy mother of god, hygrophila pinnatifida LOVES the emersed state. stuff is growing like crazy

26.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like my personal Arizona tea. I am a single issue voter and that issue is the price of decorative gourds

25.10.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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99 cent decorative gourds

25.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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