➤ ;; 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒

[ deep , robotic sigh ! something's got her down . ]

flamethrower

put 75 in a hot tub it'd be really funny

oh . okay !

well , bye ! tell me how it goes ! have fun too , don’t forget that !

but they coooould ~ ! you never knooooow ~ ! ( 🎵 )

so , why are you off to see them ? just a quick question before you go on your way ?

alrighty then ! if you really wanna . . .

have fuuuun ! if they attack you , don’t be afraid to defend yourself ~ ! ( 🎵 )

well , according to the camera footage . . . lemme have a looksie . . .

2:30 PM to 11:12 PM is the average . sometimes they stay till 12 AM !
they’re there right now , funny to mention .
— why ? you plan to see for yourself or . . . wha ?

don’t worry , i’ve been rejecting them .

at first , they screamed at me ! then they got the memo and left me alone .

now they just . lay next to the mech . it’s honestly kind of sad ^_^’’

i’ve been seeing 75 visit the mech bay more frequently as of recent . they don’t really do anything , just . . . curl up pathetically next to the mech and then leave .

this keeps repeating . it’s been happening for the past week .

have fuuuun !

oh ! well , okay ! yay ! ✨

thanks you !

i uh . don't know what flavor it is . the pizza boy told me that he swiped it from someone who had already left , so they may have ordered something like . . . mushrooms and pineapple !

i mean . . . i can't really eat it , so .

of course i did ! ! :D

I GOT PIZZA I GOT FREE PIZZA

Thank You . I will not stomp on your establishment .
Have an . Only Okay . day .

[ stomping off , holding the box within her metal palm . ]

Time is ticking , Pizza Boy

Thank you . Can you make it in like 1 minute because I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be outside Without a Pilot Supervising Me .

Thanks . You don't get a say in This Pizza Boy

Can I get some pizza

[ THE C00LM3CH IS OUTSIDE THE BUILDING ]

what about blacklisted do you not understand ? ! you’re not allowed anymooore ! unless you have direct clearance from your boss , i can’t let you in !
sorry ! not really sorry !

mmmbleeeh ! nope ! nuh uh ! nah !

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GETTING SCRAPPED BUDDY

* HORSE_SNORT.WAV *

THANK YOUUUUU THANK YOU 🐎🐎
Neeeigh Neeeigh

Oh . . .
Can you at least put a saddle on c00lm3ch so i can pretend to be a horse

* Horse_Neigh.wav *

can u turn c00lm3ch into a horse because i just had a thought that horses are kind of c00ler than mechs please consider this pleaaase

Neeeeigh neeeeigh 🐎 I'm a horse Neeeigh

Neeeeigh neeeeigh *horse noises*

a drawing of a demon with the letter r on it ALT: a drawing of a demon with the letter r on it

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i'm soooo lonely . . . and sooooo bored . . . and lonely . . .