Dodoki

Okay seriously someone needs to fix this. NO amount of jump speed up improves the new stealth jump debuff.

Oh nice, now I can be even madder at this game when I hit someone eight times and they don't splat.

That is...a brutal nerf. Does it still do this if you're jumping to a beakon? Those mask your jump spot anyway.

Oh nice, a great way to let my teammates know THAT THEY'RE NOT HELPING ME AT ALL

Dating sim now

Oh no it looks absolutely terrible but at the same time as a kid I obsessively watched David the Gnome. I had no standards.

I have never seen this in my life and I woulda watched the hell out of it as a kid.

Yooo! Keep expanding as a person! Do stuff! Try stuff! Love to see it!

Man Wikipedia updates people's pages to "was" at absolutely light speed.

Only if the writer decides to let him find the right guy...

Ah yes, the Arizona experience, I see.

GAH MY HEART.

CRITICAL DAMAGE AAAUGH

G-GYATT!

Go wild my man! Even if it's not your thing, explore that unknown! We're here for it!

Cozy af. Would visit.

He's gonna till that field METAL STYLE

SESUDOE

Oh no he's a cutie patootie

What, did you not commune with the motorcycle's very SOUL like any good seller would?

Tsk tsk tsk...

He just got a little eepy is all

For the softies:
Short Hike
Spiritfarer

Ability to shapeshift myself and others via touch. All the nice things of the shapeshifting plus granting wishes and also, yanno, the ability to delete people's cancer.

Perfect dad right there.

Most and least favorite seafood dish.

DEDICATED WOOF BUTTON?!

-A mushroom that served seemingly no purpose was removed.

Amazing 'smug fucker' smile on the second one!

Oh. Oh he got -upgraded- oh my...

Ted why did you take fashion tips from Richard Simmons

YOU DID IT! YOU FINALLY DID IT AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH