emilee 🇵🇸

what if instead of kiké hernandez he was freaké hernandez

youre telling me the next game is in march?

mariners keep hitting into the double plays, it feels like my career save in the show

can't believe I got "who is John Pork" on Jeopardy I am HOWLING

RI should have a really strict driving test that is re-administered every decade or so.

cheesecake factory kimchi is unfortunately not very good kimchi

fried mac and cheese bites are white people takoyaki

that initial draw good lord

not much to say about the kerkering play because it was so bad it's impossible to describe

#YUM #EATS #YOURETELLINGMEARAVIOLISTIRREDTHISFRY #FOODIE

genuinely well done lmfao

At least we never made KKKurt SSchilling one of our icons

keep on rooting for the yanKKKeeSS man

the LGBTQ community no longer forgives jarren duran

a sign on the windshield of a car that says "Clergy Official Business"

no it's actually okay because they're clergy on official business!

my milkshake brings all the boys to riyadh

this might be a little controversial but I think I gotta go G here

ok legitimately how can i leave the country without a degree lolll

panopticon doing my favorite album of theirs but it's in denver 😭😭😭

ironically labor day is the day where workers are treated the most like garbage

just heard a customer call me mrs doubtfire. can't really be mad, he kinda cooked me

it's so strange seeing a game like this actually come to life in real time with actual consistent dev communication. it's really something special

girl who loves cow yaoi is a moojoshi

im sorry but can we talk about how this person's name is Wrigley Field

new patch has me so deadlock pilled we're so back

my fault

I wish I could make a living from writing my dumbass takes as five paragraph op eds