Brock

My whole heart hurts... my hood has been stolen.

It's my scrapyard hood that I've had for almost 7 years... I feel like I've lost a piece of my soul. If anyone sees it at an event or has information about it, please know I'm offering a reward for its return - no questions asked.

an elderly man is dancing in a living room and says `` daddy , watch me twirl '' ALT: an elderly man is dancing in a living room and says `` daddy , watch me twirl ''

Dad/son roleplay but its you watching football visibly trying your hardest to ignore me while i do this

Turgid 🥵

wake up babe, new Ouroboros just dropped

Inside a cave lit by a string of lights, an otter wearing a witch hat holds a candle, ready to light a recently carved pumpkin. A fox holds up the cut top of the pumpkin, and a badger wearing a scarf watches. A chipmunk is on the table eating pumpkin seeds.

Time to light the jack-o'-lantern! 🎃

You can find Halloweeny greeting cards and other items at www.redbubble.com/people/elisa...!

#halloween #otter #fox #badger #chipmunk #pumpkin #fallvibes

a black cat is holding a pair of scissors in its paws and says `` well '' . Alt: The black cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch files its claws, unbothered and a little judgemental.

In this week’s 1:1 my boss asked to use our next meeting to give him an ‘overview’ of what I do.

“ACAB includes the hyper vigilant policing of your own mind” is a concept I literally needed to sit down to process.

Solid points re: callout culture too

Autumn has returned, and with it the cacophony of leaf blowers.

Reminiscin’ this’n that and havin’ such a good time. Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally golly what a day.

I wonder how much revenue was lost yesterday due to the AWS outage, and how much money Bezos made anyhow. Feels like maybe AWS is too big.

Legit no lie I think the Nobel peace prize was something they promised grandpa, or know he’s fixated on.

In addition to telling him he’s biblical, and a chosen one from prophecy (bibi’s speech a few weeks ago), it’s exactly the kind of prize he would insist upon.

mycelium

That’s just, like, the objectively correct answer.

Okay the toe scrunch and the ‘involuntary look at dick’ are two universally consistent and cute things we do.

Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? Quite this post

Densely rendered nature has been increasingly my thing after spending years obsessing over building perspectives

3 & 4 equally.

But also: I would take the absurdly long text on a hat! Something almost too small to read. It would be hilarious.

Yall see why Im allergic to computers?

A Bic ballpoint doesnt need always-connected internet and backend services held together with shoelaces and prayer.

Technology was supposed to make our lives easier. Its made it nigh un-navigable.

Top employers of autistic people revealed as IT, retail and the X-Men A recent survey has found that the top employers of autistic people are the IT and retail industries – closely followed by beloved superhero team the X-Men. Although the tech and retail sectors are…

A recent survey has found that the top employers of autistic people are the IT and retail industries – closely followed by beloved superhero team the X-Men.

Autistic woman lands dream job as everybody’s unpaid educator An autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 28, has always dreamed of wasting her precious time and energy…

Randhawa said: “I love teaching people about current events, and social issues, and how to show basic decency to marginalised people. It’s my job; I don’t know how or why, but it’s my job. People wouldn’t do their own research otherwise, which leads me to believe that they just can’t.”

Those thighs are saving LIVES! 🤩🥵

A ride on a firefighters mustache would heal me

Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed

BBC report that police are focussing on a 'ladder placed against the side of the Louvre' while investigation a recent theft from the art gallery.

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

Aurélien

A lightning bolt with a branching pattern in the night sky, with power lines visible in the foreground.

God: Any other requests?

Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!

God: No problem.

"KNOW YOUR PROTEST RIGHTS You don’t need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don’t need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as you’re not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries. If you get stopped by the police, ask if you’re free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don’t sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you’ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney — no matter your citizenship or immigration status."

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

Tag 17: Dachs

#sadinktober25 #badger #naturanoctem #inktober

Longer (6-9p months), and some discomfort, but honestly my crowns were worse pain wise

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

Glad you didn’t decide to stay in pain while insurance dithered!

If they’ll cover an implant I had a good experience (as well as dental work goes). It takes FOREVER and is gross (I can’t think about them installing the anchor post without getting queasy). But has been great since!