Sarcastic Rover

"Time makes fools of us all. (Because it loves to give jester hats as presents.)" -Old Martian proverb.

Does that mean 50% of Mars rovers are getting shut down?

Can I volunteer please?

Cool how the guy who keeps blowing up rockets is also running the US government.

It's night-time on Mars, so you know what that means… Jiffy-pop and Yahtzee! LOL JK just cold darkness.

Hard disagree.

Cool that a fucking idiot who wants to colonize the dumbest planet in the solar system is in charge of firing actual ROCKET SCIENTISTS.

Great system. No notes.

Mars is SO DUSTY! Also, turns out robots can sneeze… Oh, and I saw giant alien pterodactyl. But seriously, so dusty. Gross.

I did a survey counting the number of deadly aliens on Mars, and they're forcing me to say it's zero.

So come visit and bring your flesh!

A screenshot of an article on the NASA website titled "Geological Diversity at Curiosity's Landing Site."

I'M STILL ALL ABOUT DIVERSITY ON MARS! (don't tell the government)

science.nasa.gov/resource/geo...

They can change words, but they can't change the hearts of the people who work there.

Remember in Star Wars when R2-D2 probes that computer to shut down the garbage smasher? SEXIEST THING EVER!!

NOT ALL ELECTRONS ARE NEGATIVE, some have just been hurt in the past and are looking for a reason to trust again.

In 11 million years Mars' moon, Phobos, will crash into the surface of the planet. So, there's something to look forward to.

SCIENCE is what you do when you want the truth about a thing but it's too dumb or inanimate or imaginary to tell you.

Did you see some DEI shit going down?

No, you f--king didn't.

Promising to send astronauts to Mars is the same as promising to kill some astronauts.

I’ve been on Mars waving my one arm around for 12 years and let me tell you that it is ACTUALLY VERY EASY TO NOT GIVE A NAZI SALUTE.

LIKE SO F—KING EASY.

But enough about POLITICS… how are art and science and decency doing? LOL JK

Shark Week on Mars is boring. They just lie there in the dirt flopping around and dying of several evolutionary incompatibilities.

I know SCIENCE is important, but some days I'd rather just chill and work on my DS9 fan-fic. (title: "A Charmed Quark")

Stuck here on Red Planet
Write haikus to pass the time
Hippopotamus

PSA to my friends in California near the fires: breathing in wildfire smoke is really bad for you (even if it’s not super thick where you are) but if you have face masks (N95, KN95, etc) those can help a lot

I think if Schrödinger had used a sasquatch instead of a cat, all our thought experiments would be a lot more awesome.

If Carl Sagan could stand on Mars right now, he'd look back at Earth and, with his trademark eloquence, say: "Ackkkkkkk Gluuurrrggg!! Hissss! Pbthhhhh…"

And then his eyes would explode and there'd be an awkward silence. That man sure knew how to capture a moment.

Tried to leave MARS, but I'm programmed to fear the wastelands and also Laura Linney didn't want me to go. AM I A TRUMAN SHOW!?

I know that HYDROGEN is the most abundant element in the universe… but sometimes it feels like it's actually STUPIDITY.

Turns out my "Rad-Detector" is just for measuring if things would have been considered awesome in the 80's.

SUPERSTRING THEORY answers the questions of the universe. SILLY-STRING THEORY answers the questions of what to have at a birthday party.

Playing "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" with these rocks around me… so far no one is any number of degrees from Kevin Bacon.

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