Shelby 🐚🐝

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

"hey Shelby how's the latest chapter of Second Booking going?"

well....

im on school holidays but that didn't stop mitchell from shaking me awake at 6 am because he thought I was late for work I live my concerned husband

Japan, April 2025, on Film

Crashing into your team mate is one thing but doing it next to your team's pit wall position is taking it to another level.

#F1 #CanadianGP #RaceFans

no it’s actually because of the slavery

I love you ❤️

A little animal (hard to tell what kind squirrel maybe) blocking something on its phone and then frolicking in a field happy

Some of y’all should try this

Between the Lines Fan Question submissions Wanna feature in my silly Call of Duty actor Au? Now's the chance. I'm looking for questions that Actor Johnny and Actor Simon would be asked via online mediums (Think Buzzfeed interviews type deals)

I made a minor edit to the latest between the Lines Chapter so if you got a notification for it sorry

But also if you want to submit fan questions for actor Simon and Johnny you should check out this google form forms.gle/qsejsBwTJRvT...

Honeymoon photodump 🌸🌸🌸

had fun with this ref study
#Ghost#SimonGhostRiley#CallofDuty#cod

*taps mic* is this thing still on?

New chapter of Between the Lines is out now!
archiveofourown.org/works/517614...

Me: I'm excited to post the new chapter of between the lines
AO3: Lol no

I just know the ferrari admin is a freak

saw somebody post their bucky soap and so throwback to when i also drew soap as bucky because he'd look so good in that outfit man

there's now a third category: 'just a guy'. This includes Sidney Crosby and "Every goalie"

according to my husband, there's two types of hockey players: 'Big Bruiser' and 'Delicate Man'

Webfishing so good its got me looking up hot fishing spots in my area

redible dizziness whenever I close my eyes that makes me feel like a plastic bag in deep ocean. Save me sea turtle that thinks I'm a jellyfish, save me!

cramps in the calf, sore tummy from the lactose, and an incr

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

a new school year means new piss elevator selfies ft. the trolley I stole from the science department

my brother in christ it is YOUR shaving cream