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I have to sneeze a minimum of 40 times a day. It is my secret to becoming a top vocalist in the funk fusion ska scene

tried doing this alleged 2 second shoe lace tying trick but my hands started sweating and turned my white laces brown and i still didnt learn the trick

loveee wearing a floral perfume like yess that lovely sweet bouquet carried on the wind is me hunny

goddddd 2nd gen kpop is PEAK like sure they were borrowing sounds and ideas from the west but they still put their own spin on them and never compromised on giving us a catchy ass hook

she absolutely knew she was slaying the house down nobody could tell her anything

kpop released in the past 3 years

tuna sandwich and green tea for supper. i. am. so. freaking. lucky

hey girl! how did your choices go?

me:

Girl Gone Wild by Madonna on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 3:43

this song and a burger king chicken sandwich music.apple.com/us/album/gir...

skebで描かせていただきました～！
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Girls, they just wanna have some fun
Get fired up like a smokin' gun
On the floor, 'til the daylight comes
Girls, they just wanna have some fun

it's no exaggeration when i say i can paint with all the colors of the wind. henny

my hard drive with most of my beast and after school videos from 2012-2014 is pretty much dead

Blue Shoyru Neopet poorly edited into the maternity section of a Target with a text bubble that reads, “I’m Dissociating…”

reading comments on old youtube videos a surefire way to make me cry like damn time truly does pass by in a flash

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

ppl really made windows movie maker lyric videos for the love of it because i just did it and it was not very fun or quick at all

the way nothing about this is correct like
not even the date joined 🫦

twitter is actual slop now like the meta now is people will just straight up lie about shit and get 30k likes and then say omg I can’t believe people believed me

facebook and patreon settlements both hit but i barely saw anything because of subscription renewals

tumblr is still that girl cause i can still go on there and find new wallpapers

im just gonna start saying i bear instead of i have. see who the real scholars are

i bear a headache and i know why. not enough water

now when i say bear with me i mean dpmo and get this shit right

that one youtube vlogger that always pop ups on your homepage but you never click on their videos but yet you still know everything going on in their life just by their titles

when i say "bare with me" it is not by error; i say it by choice. join me in shedding our clothes, our masks, and our walls and be one with the great consciousness of mother earth as we align our chakras and bathe in the knowledge that all is just beyond our grasp

made my first post on a certain gay forum today

cameron diaz was so lucky eating lumpia and adobo every day growing up

realizing i'm hurting no one but myself but not training my neopet all these years

wtf is this shit bro