Jamie

Sitting here wondering if Mattie McGrath will make it to the Ayatollah Khomenei's funeral

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Rory McIlroy giving his take on the Iran war to Bill Kristol for some reason

The bare fucking minimum for any minister is to be sensitive ffs

Again

I'm not entirely convinced that the Irish government, were we to join NATO or a European defence alliance, would be capable of keeping us out of any future regional war considering not a single member of our current government seems to have even a basic understanding of international law

The guy who'll play Mark Rutte when the Americans make a movie about this war

We've produced some pretty high level weasels in our time but you've got to hand it to the Dutch that they've produced the all time greatest weasel in history

The Al Aqsa Squirters Brigade strikes again

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

Absolutely disgusting just fucking resign

Yes I saw them and they seemed to turn their transponders off as soon as they got near Iraqi airspace

Shouldn't we have gotten our government iodine tablets and a little booklet explaining how to survive a direct nuclear strike by now?

I'm wondering why the Polish air force is in Jordan

US stratotanker doing donuts off the coast of Israel

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The Irish government condemns in the strongest possible terms the people asking them difficult questions which could end up forcing them to take a position on current global events

As War Rages In The Middle East Is It The Right Time For Britain To Ditch Its Obsession With Kebabs?

By Finn McRedmond

He has previous experience in the omelette sector

That was a quick response from Tehran

Aside from the fact that this deranged racist is just happy they are bombing people just because they are muslim her son actually died in a workplace accident. The person responsible for his death was driving the tank

This one is specifically for you

Real Amorim or last days of Ten Hag vibe off the 1st 30 minutes. Absolutely shocking performance

I've never been a fan of the Iranian regime to say the least but having learned that there are a large number of Instagram influencers currently trapped in Dubai I'd like to change my position and offer my full unconditional support to the IRGC

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

Leeds United supporters not beating those pond scum allegations as the entire stadium boos 2 Man City Muslim players who are taking a water break because they are observing Ramadan despite the fact that their own club agreed to it

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Liberating Iran by bombing schools

Incredible interview on Al Jazeera just now as the emergency alarm system was going off in the Al Jazeera newsroom in Qatar as the guy they were interviewing in Israel, Gideon Levy, had to stop the interview to go to a bomb shelter himself