charlotte ⚢

evil tuxedo forest cat climbs from very high window sill to a shelf of precious old family keepsakes

evil tuxedo forest cat on the shelf of precious family keepsakes, seconds away from knocking the candle holder vase straight into my teeth (both remain unshattered)

this evil gay freak just knocked a glass vase down directly onto my face

to whoever is advertising their ai ‘book’ rewrite of TADC on pinterest, i hope you get skinned

(pros)
- i’ll finally have money for renfair
- and for saving up to move
- it’s a cleaning job so shouldn’t be too much socialisation

(cons)
- job

think i just got employed guys this is terrible

I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK! I WANNA DRAW PORN!

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

i win (name is officially legally charlotte)

daisy (dilute calico). she was laying on her side like this so i didn’t pet her (it was a trap) and instead took photos. she was not pleased. claws on my sleeve ensued. held my wrist and bit me when i actually pet her. petting ceased. conclusion: we are both evil.

she has attacked my arm unprovoked. jail.

my baby daisy; dilute calico. held my hand this morning, bit me when i moved my hand away from her. very silly, very evil. currently clawing at my sleeve as i type this (i am in pain).

brienne; isdk exactly what other dogs she is but mutt with chihuahua mix. likes to roll in grass but smells like moss for some reason. she’s a freak and she STINKS.

june; idk still, chihuahua mutt with a hound build (also likes to roll in grass). has survived so much. always smells like dead mice to me and nobody knows why.

critter update btw

FINALLY btw (at home in ohio, FUCK LAWTON)

wow deltarune

MUNNA MENTION !!!!

Screenshot of Pokémon mystery dungeon gates to infinity showing a Munna saying “All that exists in this world is pain!”

haven’t touched this app in months but to elaborate it was my only F (the rest were 1 C and 5 A grades) and i despised that teacher. robert barker when i catch you robert barker

graduation rehearsal in the morning i win (almost ended it all over one failing grade)

when she doesn’t look pissed tf off she has these big sad eyes (i accidentally woke her up)

actually forgot a couple things that were on there and when i scrolled through it a lot has already come to pass so. yeah😼

made brownies and got my clock ring this last week btw. if no one got me i know my pinterest vision board got me

just found out my sister and her son are coming with my parents in march to drive me back before the ACT. hell.

can’t sleep but i’m supposed to be awake from 6-12 this is hell

#bg3 #baldursgate3

found out i won’t be flying to oklahoma anymore, just driving. insane W

i plan on finally getting my septum pierced in a few months, and i want to get a picture frame or locket tattoo of my cat (+maybe her paw).
and i know those are expensive but like. bones and candles ::(

love spending money but then my money is gone and i want to end it all. need to stop looking at etsy oddities

also new/updated carrd forgot to mention. still have access to the old one but have yet to edit it so

not sorry for the mess but this is literally what’s happening