These are great!
06.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0These are great!
06.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When will athletes learn that visiting the Trump White House almost guarantees that he’ll threaten a war or something while you’re just kinda standing there in the background
05.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 986 🔁 168 💬 50 📌 6
Three beers
05.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate those kinds of days.
05.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weather to match my demeanor.
05.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For my lack of knowledge of Magic City and their wings, my punishment will be to take the corporate credit card to the establishment and eat the menu.
I know it sounds severe, but it’s something I’m willing to do.
I think I may just be weird, but I go through a tub of sour cream every two weeks or so.
03.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look, selling these shirts is our retirement plan, so everyone go buy one.
03.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one could've foreseen this.
03.03.2026 02:13 — 👍 4413 🔁 359 💬 88 📌 3I am now a ‘51 Maryland truther.
02.03.2026 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
TO CLAIM IT OR NOT TO CLAIM IT - Unclaimed National Championships - Part 5 - Arkansas, Maryland, Alabama & Oklahoma State
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Gray longboi cargo shorts with a built-in belt on the rack at Kohl’s
We’re at war in the Middle East and there’s cargo shorts with a 12” inseam and a built in belt on the shelf at Kohl’s, 2007 is so fucking back.
01.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 475 🔁 72 💬 13 📌 31I can’t wait until Kalshi and similar sites get regulated into oblivion.
02.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Ok someone take his phone away
01.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 72 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 3Nothing can kill us. We’re already dead.
01.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I haven’t worn my Tottenham jersey all season, mainly because I can’t find it, but honestly, I haven’t been looking that hard.
01.03.2026 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tottenham is bad. Hertha won but is still going to be stuck in the 2.Bundesliga.
At least my Faroese team is great.
@kiklaksvik.bsky.social
I have solved one of these problems by taking Allegra.
28.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking allergies, fucking war, fucking depression, fucking unemployment, fuck it all.
28.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1ITS PIKACHU
28.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck all of this, fuck him and his warmongering allies. I hope every one of them rots in a hell of their own design.
28.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Apologies to @escalante.bsky.social for the confusing timeline today on the main @sickoscommittee.org account.
28.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s where I’m at. I can do 10 miles of walking, but not running.
27.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh these are the Gen 10 starters
27.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gen 10 starters
…is that a fire type Pomeranian? I LOVE IT.
27.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Going to a new therapist today for the first time in six months.
Chose them how the invisible hand of the market would have wanted - whatever was covered by my insurance.
Oh fuck I forgot about Andromeda.
27.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We talked with @foiaball.com about Nebraska buying up cell location data and then sorting them into oddly named categories. Dirt Road Dynasty? Rural Rationers? Pension Pastures?
27.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
A woodcut of an owl above the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
I was surprised to learn that this is the all-time most popular Effin' Birds comic over the nine year run (so far).
27.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 873 🔁 232 💬 17 📌 19