C. Bass

One day you are just going to find my body spinning around on a ceiling fan while the stereo blasts Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead and then I will no longer have stufent loans

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Has-been? You gotta HAS in order to BEEN

N e i g h, good sir! I did not fuck your wife. I simply make sweet sweet love to her every morning when you leave for work

Sorry. For not posting. I lost all of my Rights but I still have the Lefts I guess

G O O D .

If you support F. S. U. You are a conmunist

Actually, make that three, for my gay dads

Someone should buy me a Hot Crispy Delicious Ice-Cold Wet Seasonal Moist Delicious All-New Exclusive Limited-Time Diet Oreo Coke Zero With Real Fizzy Cookie Flavoring

I wanna know what love is

I want some chicken fingers

i want him so bad

Mine is. Gregorian

Guinness the black cat dozing with his tongue partially put and a pointy claw extended

FREE LIFE ADVICE: EMBRACE BOTH YOUR SOFTNESS AND YOUR POINTINESS

THEY ARE BOTH PART OF YOU

A B L E I S M
HE KEEPS SAYING OW THE EDGE

A G O N I S T
HE KEEPS ON INSULTING ME

P I S S I N G
CANNOT SET MY CAGED SOUL FREE

C A L C I U M
NOW I GOTTA PEE AGAIN

(I’m going to anyway) *hits follow*

My favorite clolor is. Green :)

Okay, Blue Sky, I’m feeling edgey. — let’s do a thing

Ahem

#politics

My ass?? Where all the TRAUMA is stored???

We should all use one time

Why are there so many

Crow looking behind himself with a full vertical 180° head tilt cause he's a talented boy yes he is omg just look at him so good.

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Oh my god

This is the best

Happy Saturday
Should I get into
Disc golf ?

Beautiful 🖤 you daringness is Alluring … o ! to be the sun

What’s this?? What does it taste like?? I just got released. Let me live vicariously through you. You must tell me in great detail: Is it similar to a dorito

Did you know the sun contains demonic elements that can cause cancer in humans and other animals ? Will yuo know NOW ?

I know six hermeticas you Unenlightnend Half Wit