kkmortier

kkmortier

@kkmortier.bsky.social

Librarian. Air Force brat. Mom to grown ass kids, an ornery cat, and a stubborn dog. Hockey and college football are the best sports. It was so quiet before you all got here.

1,471 Followers 428 Following 4,671 Posts Joined Dec 2023
14 hours ago

Two criminal narcissists murdering people and destroying the rest of the world to stay in power

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I’m convinced it’s all luck and my brain not overthinking because it’s too tired, but thanks!

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Yesterday I had 7 1/2 and had a 6/6!

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1 day ago

👏 👏

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1 day ago

Back to 3 hours of sleep, back to a lower number. I’d rather have the sleep.

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1 day ago
Dark gray clouds blowing in over a lake with the sun trying desperately to break through

The sun is trying to poke through a bit NE of you. Trying to get as much porch time as I can before it drops back to 40

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Wolf Trap has free parking and I’ve never once seen anyone throw up or pass out on the lawn

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1 day ago

No matter what you call it, it’s absolute trash.

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1 day ago

Oh, no! What if darth awakens while you are in Finland away from the very innocent doggos?!

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2 days ago

Stay cozy, Stella

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2 days ago

Well, this is amazing and incredible and girls rock

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2 days ago

Soooo many jokes about filling shoes just sitting right out in the open

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2 days ago

👏 👏

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2 days ago

By the skin of my teeth today! Apparently a full night’s sleep is not good for my Wordle brain…

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2 days ago

Hooray!

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2 days ago

Oh, Summit! ❤️

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4 days ago

JFC, the amount of our tax dollars that he’s wasting on this shit because his tiny little feelings got hurt by losing is ridiculous.

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4 days ago
Screenshot of Duolingo wanting me to order my Russian hedgehog some water

My favorite came when I was doing Russian and it wanted me to order for my hedgehog

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4 days ago

He’s the best and I like him even more for ditching the CBS trainwreck!

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4 days ago

You must! How could you not?

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5 days ago

No more just shaving the ankles 🤣

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5 days ago

Stupid and deluded is such a bad way to go through life

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5 days ago

Lucky Stella!

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5 days ago

JFC

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5 days ago

Omg! Who’s been watching me?! 🤣

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6 days ago

Amen

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6 days ago

I previewed this for my old library and agree! Time to get my new one to buy it too…

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6 days ago

Thank goodness for good vets and amazing science! Wishing you and your beautiful baby all the best. ❤️

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6 days ago

Vindication after the gunky one (and fyi, spellcheck changed that to funky so further vindication 🤣)

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6 days ago
A photo of the cast of the movie MASH
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