Steve the Bison
@bisonsteve.bsky.social
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Joined: 17.10.2024 |
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I’d rather be a bison than a fascist.
07.04.2025 18:35 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0A gregarious gang of gobblers
26.10.2024 22:13 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1Baby bison are called red dogs.
25.10.2024 19:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have eyes everywhere
24.10.2024 14:41 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1The reason male buffalo leave the herd each year is so they can watch and discuss cinema.
23.10.2024 16:53 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Bet you can’t find me
23.10.2024 00:15 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Buffalo can run up to 35 miles per hour. This means that I’m fast as fuck boi.
22.10.2024 19:28 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0In LA anything can happen for a buffalo with a dream.
22.10.2024 05:58 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Can you guess what the national mammal for the United States is? It rhymes with the last name of a famous boxer.
21.10.2024 14:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Highland cows are honorary buffalo.
20.10.2024 14:49 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Just in case anyone wants my autograph.
19.10.2024 15:09 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Saw a cool bird the other day. I like to think we’d be friends.
18.10.2024 22:11 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Today I learned that Buffalo Bill Cody was not a buffalo. He was in fact a guy from Iowa.
18.10.2024 19:03 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
10/10 would graze here again.
18.10.2024 14:51 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0There are about 20,500 bison in conservation herds, including myself, and another 420,000 in commercial herds. In the past we roamed North America in the tens of millions.
18.10.2024 13:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Found an old photo of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. He was a model back in the day. You might have heard of the buffalo nickel.
18.10.2024 03:23 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam, but I've never enjoyed it. I'm not a violent bison. I don't know why I charge.
18.10.2024 00:00 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
How do you do, fellow humans?
17.10.2024 20:28 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
